Hello everyone, recently @SoycuckGodOfReddit linked this reddit post in another thread
It’s a short read, but my God is it a terrible LARP. So bad in fact that I simply have to take a moment break down how awful it was.
For starters, wtf would a sexhaver be doing on here? What need would a sexhaver have for a community of and for lonely sexless men? Unless he was here to troll us, which would probably only make her love him more. It’s already highly improbable that a sexhaver would make it onto here, but I suppose we do get fakecels from time to time so it isn’t impossible.
Secondly, to continue on the first point, if you actually spent like 5 minutes on the forum, you’d see that no one here has a gf, and anyone who did, or claimed that they did would get banned. Users have been banned for less. The rules are very clear about this. Not only is it bannable to have had a gf or sex, bragging about these things is a completely separate, also bannable offense. Just like how Sun Wukong has 7 layers of immortality, her bf would have (at minimum) 4 layers of bans if he had a gf and sex and then also bragged about these things. The forum rules are very clear about this, all she would have had to do is find the rules post and she would know what to saw.
Users make rape jokes on here, praise ER and say nigger all the time, she could have just accused him of having said mean things in general and it would be believable, but she just had to make the whole story revolve around her and only her. Notice the level of narcissism in that she is the center of the story. She quite literally couldn’t take the believable route and just accused him of making rape jokes, she had to make it about all about memememe because everything needs to be about her, even her shitty karmawhoring stories.
She also claims that he’s been posting about her for months, which is again, literally impossible because the first post would get him banned.
This is like when someone is asked about a book they never read and tries to pretend like they did.
She doesn’t know what we post, she doesn’t know the type of person on here, and she doesn’t know what major offenses would get a user banned on sight. Most of these failures would be corrected by literally just visiting the forum for 5 minutes, and yet she couldn’t even do that research before writing up her shitty larp. Literally all it would take is actually following the link to the forum, reading the pinned rules, and skimming through the most recent posts to get a decent idea for the type of shit that we actually say, and she couldn’t even be asked to do that bare minimum before drafting up her shitty LARP. She heard about the forum and how we allegedly hate women and realized that this would be a great karmawhoring post.
None of the 3k upvotes did any of this research either, nor did they simply intuitively realize how unhinged and out of touch with reality this story is. Simply knowing the definition of the words involuntary and celibate should make anyone highly suspicious of this story already, but I guess those words are too big for them. Redditfags would literally believe someone who claimed they were on the moon and it was made of cheese if they said it confidently enough. Actual 3iq lemmings.
This is a wonderful guide on how not to write a LARP post, and yet it was successful on Reddit. Redditors will believe practically anything at this point, as long as it includes a foid or minority being victimized by an “evil” group. Reddit falls for so much shit that they have whole subreddits dedicated to LARPing and blatantly making shit up, like am I the asshole and today I fucked up.
Is this actually the worst LARP post of all time? I challenge you all to find one more unhinged or ridiculous.
It’s a short read, but my God is it a terrible LARP. So bad in fact that I simply have to take a moment break down how awful it was.
For starters, wtf would a sexhaver be doing on here? What need would a sexhaver have for a community of and for lonely sexless men? Unless he was here to troll us, which would probably only make her love him more. It’s already highly improbable that a sexhaver would make it onto here, but I suppose we do get fakecels from time to time so it isn’t impossible.
Secondly, to continue on the first point, if you actually spent like 5 minutes on the forum, you’d see that no one here has a gf, and anyone who did, or claimed that they did would get banned. Users have been banned for less. The rules are very clear about this. Not only is it bannable to have had a gf or sex, bragging about these things is a completely separate, also bannable offense. Just like how Sun Wukong has 7 layers of immortality, her bf would have (at minimum) 4 layers of bans if he had a gf and sex and then also bragged about these things. The forum rules are very clear about this, all she would have had to do is find the rules post and she would know what to saw.
Users make rape jokes on here, praise ER and say nigger all the time, she could have just accused him of having said mean things in general and it would be believable, but she just had to make the whole story revolve around her and only her. Notice the level of narcissism in that she is the center of the story. She quite literally couldn’t take the believable route and just accused him of making rape jokes, she had to make it about all about memememe because everything needs to be about her, even her shitty karmawhoring stories.
She also claims that he’s been posting about her for months, which is again, literally impossible because the first post would get him banned.
This is like when someone is asked about a book they never read and tries to pretend like they did.
She doesn’t know what we post, she doesn’t know the type of person on here, and she doesn’t know what major offenses would get a user banned on sight. Most of these failures would be corrected by literally just visiting the forum for 5 minutes, and yet she couldn’t even do that research before writing up her shitty larp. Literally all it would take is actually following the link to the forum, reading the pinned rules, and skimming through the most recent posts to get a decent idea for the type of shit that we actually say, and she couldn’t even be asked to do that bare minimum before drafting up her shitty LARP. She heard about the forum and how we allegedly hate women and realized that this would be a great karmawhoring post.
None of the 3k upvotes did any of this research either, nor did they simply intuitively realize how unhinged and out of touch with reality this story is. Simply knowing the definition of the words involuntary and celibate should make anyone highly suspicious of this story already, but I guess those words are too big for them. Redditfags would literally believe someone who claimed they were on the moon and it was made of cheese if they said it confidently enough. Actual 3iq lemmings.
This is a wonderful guide on how not to write a LARP post, and yet it was successful on Reddit. Redditors will believe practically anything at this point, as long as it includes a foid or minority being victimized by an “evil” group. Reddit falls for so much shit that they have whole subreddits dedicated to LARPing and blatantly making shit up, like am I the asshole and today I fucked up.
Is this actually the worst LARP post of all time? I challenge you all to find one more unhinged or ridiculous.
