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Serious ''Newcastle upon Tyne'' is my favourite city in England. DarkStar, come to this thread to see how a city should behave

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It is called Newcastle upon Tyne because the castle it references was new at the time, and the city is located on the river Tyne. Everything here makes perfect sense. I have so much respect for this city that I used the British English spelling in the thread title.

And get this, Newcastle upon Tyne has a friendship agreement with the Little Rock city from Arkansas, where literally everything is wrong about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Rock,_Arkansas

First of all, the state is named wrong, it should be called Arkansaw. Secondly, Little Rock is actually the state capital and largest city, it should not be called ''Little'' Rock. It should either be called Big Rock or Capital Rock. We've already discussed this here: https://incels.is/threads/darkstar-im-afraid-i-have-some-more-bad-news.788261


Then I did some more research, and I was able to find more cities and towns with sensible names.

The only problem with Newcastle-under-Lyme is that the Forest of Lyme is gone now. @HAZBIN HONKLER @EnglishCel @Pancakecel and other Englishcels, please considering making a petition to replant the forest of Lyme to fully restore the historical name of your city :feelscomfy:

I had a very poor opinion about England due to the whole United Kingdom/Great Britain/England/New England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Scotland fiasco. But I have found genuine respect for the English now. I like them, I want to live in England now :feelsLightsaber:
 
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Newcastle has lovely beer
 
You like ar?
 
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Hello, banned graycels, welcome to my thread about English toponymy :feelscomfy:
 

It is called Newcastle upon Tyne because the castle it references was new at the time, and the city is located on the river Tyne. Everything here makes perfect sense. I have so much respect for this city that I used the British English spelling in the thread title.

And get this, Newcastle upon Tyne has a friendship agreement with the Little Rock city from Arkansas, where literally everything is wrong about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Rock,_Arkansas

First of all, the state is named wrong, it should be called Arkansaw. Secondly, Little Rock is actually the state capital and largest city, it should not be called ''Little'' Rock. It should either be called Big Rock or Capital Rock. We've already discussed this here: https://incels.is/threads/darkstar-im-afraid-i-have-some-more-bad-news.788261


Then I did some more research, and I was able to find more cities and towns with sensible names.

The only problem with Newcastle-under-Lyme is that the Forest of Lyme is gone now. @HAZBIN HONKLER @EnglishCel @Pancakecel and other Englishcels, please considering making a petition to replant the forest of Lyme to fully restore the historical name of your city :feelscomfy:

I had a very poor opinion about England due to the whole United Kingdom/Great Britain/England/New England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Scotland fiasco. But I have found genuine respect for the English now. I like them, I want to live in England now :feelsLightsaber:
im not english and i dont live in england
 
The Women wear clothes for the beach in minus 2
 
Durham, not far from Newcastle, is also very comfy.

Durham MMB 02 Cathedral
 
It's well known for the Bigg Market
A night time drinking area
Supposedly years ago anyone could pull women there but you'd probably have had to settle for a granny or landwhale
Obviously now its impossible for the likes of us
 
Birmingham was sculptured by god himself
 
DarkStar, have you seen this thread? Any comments?

I made recently a new thread about the Des Moines city from Iowa. Needless to say... it is not ideal :feelsUgh:
 

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Who is the random bluepiller interested in my toponymy thread about Newcastle upon Tyne?? :feelshehe:
 
I deserve a Geordie chav girlfriend!
 

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