Ava’s parents allowed her to sell [Eric] Justin a couple of selfies that she had already posted to Snapchat. “I wasn’t sending anything of my body,’’ Ava said. “It was just pictures of my face, which is what I assume that he was paying for. My whole thing is my pretty smile — that’s my content.” She said Mr. Justin paid about $300 for two photos, via the Venmo digital wallet app.
You know, every now and then you read a news story that makes you think, "Holy fucking shit. What in the absolute fuck is wrong with normies?" To say that this article is one of those would be an understatement. I mean, assuming the NYTimes' fact-checking department wasn't asleep, it's pretty fucking crazy:
Their daughter’s online venture plunged a Florida family into a nightmare, but they decided not to pull the plug.
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The story starts, like many other stories that end in a young person's premature death, with a bluepilled simp.
In early 2020 Ava [Majury] noticed that one fan, EricJustin111, was trying to get her attention in comments on TikTok. He messaged her in Snapchat and on Instagram, and turned up in online games she played with her brothers.
It didn't take long for the simp to, you know, start simping:
In early 2020, after Ava noticed Mr. Justin angling for her attention on TikTok, she learned that friends in New Jersey and Florida were selling him photos of her as well as her personal information, including her cellphone number, which Mr. Justin used to call and text her. In another instance, Mr. Justin logged onto a classmate’s school account and did math homework in exchange for information about Ava, her family said.
After that, Mr. Justin messaged Ava on Venmo with a breakdown of what he would pay for “booty pics” and photos of her feet, “stuff that a 14-year-old shouldn’t be sending,” she said. She blocked him on all her accounts. In Venmo messages viewed by The Times, Mr. Justin pleaded with her to unblock him, sending $159.18, then $100, and finally $368.50 with the message, “sorry this is all I have left i’m broke.”
You guys know what happens next. The simp shows up at the foid's home and gets shot by her dad.
Outside a gangly teenager wearing what looked like a blue Walmart worker’s vest, protective earplugs and safety glasses stood on the front lawn. He turned to escape and Mr. Majury sprinted forward but fell, gashing his knee. The gunman paused, struggling to clear his jammed weapon, then ran away. Mr. Majury retrieved his handgun, and was standing at the front door awaiting the police when Mr. Justin returned. Mr. Majury said he ordered the teenager to drop the shotgun, and when he instead pointed it at him, Mr. Majury fired.
The Majurys said police told them that Mr. Justin was carrying two cellphones that contained thousands of photographs of Ava and hundreds of hours of her videos.
The simp dies. Life goes on for the foid as usual. In fact, business gets better for her:
After the shooting the Majurys, reeling, moved in with friends. A few days later Mrs. Majury received an invitation from a would-be agent for Ava to visit Los Angeles, meet other influencers, and attend a couple of red carpet events. One was for “Glo-Up Girls,” a line of makeover-ready dolls advertised on a YouTube channel featuring six teenage influencers “living in a mansion and taking on sensational Glo-Up challenges.”
Michael Marino, an entertainment lawyer in New York, created an enterprise, AGM Creations, for Ava, and signed an agreement with the Majurys for a percentage of future revenues. Mr. Marino turned to a friend, Lanny Davis, a Washington lawyer and crisis manager whose public relations firm is now representing Ava.
I mean, where do I even start? OK, a non-exhaustive list of things that I thought was fucking hilarious:
- A 14/15-year-old gets to charge $300 for two selfies.
- A simp is willing to pay $300 for two selfies from a foid (who has thousands of pictures of her circulating on the internet).
- The simp's utter lack of preparation. No body armor, no backup weapon...I mean, why the fuck use a shotgun when AR-15-style semi-automatics are everywhere, more reliable, and just straight-up better at going ER with?
- Her parents are somehow OK with pimping their daughter out.
- Her parents are somehow OK with pimping their daughter out after getting their home shot up and knowing that her daughter's business attracts psychos.
- Life going on as usual after someone gets killed in front of you from a predictable sequence of events.
- The entire concept of TikTok. It's unbelievable that Zoomers somehow enjoy an app where they do...nothing except dance around while a robotic voice narrates a sound bite? Disgusting.
- Some other point I haven't thought of yet, et cetera...
I usually have sympathy for low SMV men in general but I mean, he literally gave all his money to a TikTok "influencer" (god, that word is revolting) for literally nothing in return...just ugh.
I mean, even the Rt Hon Ethan Crumbley has a better K/D and he was an actual kid, for fuck's sake.
I just can't help but think that it's hard to find a similar news story that ticks so many boxes on the clown world list. Ridiculous amount of foid privilege? Check. Simping? Check. Having 0 K/D? Check. Burgerzoomers getting brainwashed by a Chinese app? Check.
