Therapywasawaste
"I should be living underground, I'm so subhuman."
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The "Trousers of the Hero" are short shorts. I think they're meant to be like in the orginal game so I'll give that a pass even though it's still sus.
I know he was never intended to be an ogre and he was always meant to be the only good-looking, male nintendo character, but they could at least make him look more like a guy.
They need to bring back the based, misogynist, kissless link from the cartoon.
I think a short, ugly, masculine Link would be even more based but they'll never do that.
At least they're keeping Zelda as a tall, pretty 17-year-old.
I know he was never intended to be an ogre and he was always meant to be the only good-looking, male nintendo character, but they could at least make him look more like a guy.
They need to bring back the based, misogynist, kissless link from the cartoon.
I think a short, ugly, masculine Link would be even more based but they'll never do that.
At least they're keeping Zelda as a tall, pretty 17-year-old.
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