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Xando

Xando

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Hi all,

Just introducing myself a little. I heard about this "Incel" thing on the radio a few days back and googled it up. I never heard of this community before.

I am what... Incel, Truecel, Oldcel, Mentalcel (going through lots of mental tests atm)? A lot of stuff smashed together I guess. I am 39 and been single all my life. Somewhere in late highschool there was a girl who sort of liked me (well, at least she send me a Christmas card with kisses XXX on it once) but my older siblings managed to chase her away from me even before we got to real XXX. That Christmas card was the most romantic moment in my life. Ever.

I know its over for me especially since missing out on sex in the teens-twenties makes that I want to catch up with girls of those ages who will probably think even more that I am a creepy dirtbag than the women late 30 think. I sort of have accepted that its all over, but that doesn't mean I am happy with it.

Anyway, hope to talk to you guys here and find some understanding community.
 
"she send me a Christmas card with kisses XXX on it once"

fakecel out !! :lul::lul:

joking ofc, hello
 
So are you 39 years old virgin? o.O
 
we need more oldcels that have been bluepilled to be here
 
Welcome aboard, how did you manage to not off yourself ? 39 year damn...
 
39 years old? RIP, it's legit over for you, my friend.
 
Welcome. Theres no turning back now
 
More wizards are always needed in the ranks of the incel army.
 
I know its over for me especially since missing out on sex in the teens-twenties makes that I want to catch up with girls of those ages who will probably think even more that I am a creepy dirtbag than the women late 30 think.
Late 20s here and I already feel overwhelmed by that exact feeling. Are you bald/balding?
 
Do you regret not seeing hookers in past so you could have slept with those young early 20s girls? I am 26 now so I need to start seeing hookers as I don't want to be fucking 20 year olds when I'm 40.
 
Welcome aboard, how did you manage to not off yourself ? 39 year damn...

Thanks. Mainly because, while being single, I do have someone who is dependant of me. My old, single, mom who needs some care and no one but me provides.
 
Late 20s here and I already feel overwhelmed by that exact feeling. Are you bald/balding?

Its beginning. No man in my father's family ever had grey hair. All where bald by 45. It's starting to happen to me slowly now too.
 
39 years of virginity and you never went to a hooker? Why? You already got your wizard powers long time ago.

I started fucking prostitutes at 25.
 
dude how have you not offed yourself? whats your cope? I'm 23 and already think constantly of inhaling nitrogen until death.
 
Have you tried a haircut?

Jk, Welcome bro, I went through a similar phase after taking the bp.
 
Your story is sad af. I hope you find peace.
 
welcome , sorry you have to be here, however atleast your amongst fellow virgins now.
 
I hope you find some sense of community here friend
 
well, this is some D A N K suicide fuel, can't wait till im 39 living alone and desperately posting to cope forums the same shit over and over: "WHY?!"
 
Welcome, I'm 4 years older and still a virgin.
 
a wild truecel appears
 
Hi all,

Just introducing myself a little. I heard about this "Incel" thing on the radio a few days back and googled it up. I never heard of this community before.

I am what... Incel, Truecel, Oldcel, Mentalcel (going through lots of mental tests atm)? A lot of stuff smashed together I guess. I am 39 and been single all my life. Somewhere in late highschool there was a girl who sort of liked me (well, at least she send me a Christmas card with kisses XXX on it once) but my older siblings managed to chase her away from me even before we got to real XXX. That Christmas card was the most romantic moment in my life. Ever.

I know its over for me especially since missing out on sex in the teens-twenties makes that I want to catch up with girls of those ages who will probably think even more that I am a creepy dirtbag than the women late 30 think. I sort of have accepted that its all over, but that doesn't mean I am happy with it.

Anyway, hope to talk to you guys here and find some understanding community.

Welcome home, brother. You're with us now.
 
fakecel out out out
 
I admire you so much for not getting whores, i won't have the same strength as you, i will have to buy whores to lose my virginity...
 
just promise us you'll pray 5 times a day to Alek here and we'll gladly accept you with open arms
 

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Did you ever try to shower, hair cut, new clothes and get rid of that awful personality?

On a serious note, this is depressing.
 
It is with sadness I welcome you, but at least you found a home. It is over.

You're a wizard, Xando

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Yeah. Next year I will have my own movie :(
Why haven't you just paid for sex yet, I seriously think guys like you are volcel, you had decades to save up and do this, if you are not doing it for moralfag reasons or egotistical reasons then that's your choice, you're volcel.
 
Why haven't you just paid for sex yet, I seriously think guys like you are volcel, you had decades to save up and do this, if you are not doing it for moralfag reasons or egotistical reasons then that's your choice, you're volcel.

I got no moral issues and I could easily afford it. But I kept delaying, delaying and at a moment I just became scared of the thought. A hooker who fucks multiple client every day will instantly know I am new at it. I am scared of the opinion of a hooker.
 
A hooker who fucks multiple client every day will instantly know I am new at it. I am scared of the opinion of a hooker.

JFL are you kidding me that's, literally the point, I went in literally saying I was a virgin, they actually prefer those clients because they know they're going to do less work for the same pay that they'd get from a guy who wrecks their pussy. She's more likely to accept you as a client if you are a virgin smh. How the hell did you even get to be this age and be this clueless, actually caring what a piece of meat thinks about you, when you are eating steak do you give a fuck about what the dead animal thought before it died, or do you eat it simply because it tastes good?

Sex with a whore is no different.
 
I got no moral issues and I could easily afford it. But I kept delaying, delaying and at a moment I just became scared of the thought. A hooker who fucks multiple client every day will instantly know I am new at it. I am scared of the opinion of a hooker.
She won't care, she met many virgins.
 
what is your profession?
 
go to Thailand and fuck underage hookers for chump change.
Have you gone there recently? I've heard it's not the old white man's paradise it once was anymore.
 
I really hope you're not a troll but if your words are true then I welcome you my brother. This is one of the very few places where you'll fit in and be accepted.
 
how is it now?
I've heard that locals hate whites there now and the police is much tougher on sex tourists, especially the ones seeking underage women.
 
Thanks. Mainly because, while being single, I do have someone who is dependant of me. My old, single, mom who needs some care and no one but me provides.
You're a good man and you deserve better in this world. Wish I could win the lottery and help other incels at least find material joy. I too live for my parents.
 
Welcome comrade. I hope you fit right in with us. As long as you ain’t afraid of the controversy we’ve caused, you’ll fit right in.
 

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