Netflix's ATLA episode 3 review

[SecularNeo-Khazar]

This is Azula, right?

And this is Azula...

Brocel...What the fuck.

They should've casted that Suki actress as Azula for fucks sake!

How does the actress translate to the character design from the cartoon goddamit!

How do they want to recreate this iconic scene? Imagine if she wasn't underage but an adult right here. Do you know how much my dick is tingling??? Spider-man's senses are not as active as my dick in this moment.

You just fantasize about red army soldiering her while she is handcuffed. How can it be done with that fucking actrress man???

Nah fuck that show, I cap the episode at 5/10 straight away and as of writting this I'm just at the beginning.

(writting this after seeing Mai and Tai-lee)

WHAT THE FUCK!

This is Mai??? Hell no! She's a chubby bitch!

This is tolerable, this actress can pass as Tai-lee, but she is also too chubby on her body.

Nah brocels, I'm downgrading my rating towards 4/10 and capping it there!

Only the actor for Jet is alright and I accept him.

Besides that.

Good points:

1. The fighting looks interesting
2. The conversation with Jet is shortened but keeps to the real deal of his revenge and nationalistic spirit.
3. Omashu looks absolutly stunning
4. The cabagge guy was left untouched as a character and I love it

Bad points:

1. White guilt made its away into the show and now Omashu is a place for arabs.
2. Zhao is submissive as hell
3. The cabbage guy scene from the beginning in the cartoon is cut out and replaced with a random dude

I don't wanna anymore...I don't wanna watch it anymore. I must however.

 

[AsakangaHalo]

If they butcher the music...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjdi4wFhHvk

 

[Joseph Goebbels]

How are you writing these reviews so fast and remembering all of this?

 

[SecularNeo-Khazar]

How are you writing these reviews so fast and remembering all of this?

I open the thread and write down stuff as I go.

 

[Sheogorath]

I don't waste time estimating cup sizes

 

[Sheogorath]

who cares what tanner stage they're all good

 

[Sheogorath]

You're homosexual-adjacent if you genuinely find flat chests arousing.

it's the complete opposite, as explained in my 2021 thread

attraction to extremely large breasts is actually homosexual in nature TBH

The reasoning for this is very easy to understand if you study le science as I do. 1) boobies grow bigger during pregnancy 2) pregnancy is from chads ejaculating into vaginas 3) when chads ejaculate into vaginas it turns the women into male-female chimeras 4) ergo sex-having women who get...

incels.is

fixation on large boobs is prevalent in low-IQ (low-testosterone) males who cannot perceive subtle shapes so they can only react to exaggerated shapes - the more feminine you are the more you want big tits

Pregnant women are hermaphromorphs who become part-male chimeras, it is homosexual to be attracted to them, and homosexual to be attracted to obese landwhales who resemble pregnant women because of overeating or genetic abnormalities