Netflix's ATLA episode 3 review

[SecularNeo-Khazar]

This is Azula, right?

And this is Azula...

Brocel...What the fuck.

They should've casted that Suki actress as Azula for fucks sake!

How does the actress translate to the character design from the cartoon goddamit!

How do they want to recreate this iconic scene? Imagine if she wasn't underage but an adult right here. Do you know how much my dick is tingling??? Spider-man's senses are not as active as my dick in this moment.

You just fantasize about red army soldiering her while she is handcuffed. How can it be done with that fucking actrress man???

Nah fuck that show, I cap the episode at 5/10 straight away and as of writting this I'm just at the beginning.

(writting this after seeing Mai and Tai-lee)

WHAT THE FUCK!

This is Mai??? Hell no! She's a chubby bitch!

This is tolerable, this actress can pass as Tai-lee, but she is also too chubby on her body.

Nah brocels, I'm downgrading my rating towards 4/10 and capping it there!

Only the actor for Jet is alright and I accept him.

Besides that.

Good points:

1. The fighting looks interesting
2. The conversation with Jet is shortened but keeps to the real deal of his revenge and nationalistic spirit.
3. Omashu looks absolutly stunning
4. The cabagge guy was left untouched as a character and I love it

Bad points:

1. White guilt made its away into the show and now Omashu is a place for arabs.
2. Zhao is submissive as hell
3. The cabbage guy scene from the beginning in the cartoon is cut out and replaced with a random dude

I don't wanna anymore...I don't wanna watch it anymore. I must however.

 

[AsakuraHao]

If they butcher the music...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjdi4wFhHvk

 

[Joseph Goebbels]

How are you writing these reviews so fast and remembering all of this?

 

[SecularNeo-Khazar]

How are you writing these reviews so fast and remembering all of this?

I open the thread and write down stuff as I go.

 

[lonelysince2006]

She needs sharper facial features (sharp chin and jawline) as opposed to the rounder, laterally long face here. It would've been better if they casted a more adult-looking lady since the Azula in the original series does NOT look 14. She looks too developed to be 14. She's at least a Tanner stage 4 or 5 (sexually mature) judging from the Ember Island episode. The actress just looks like a child.

Spoiler: Tanner stage diagrams

@HeOweGoreWrath Can you ascertain what tit size Animated!Azula is?

Spoiler: tit size diagram

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Spoiler: illustrated pornographic depictions of Azula for the scientific purpose of breast size analysis

They should've casted that Suki actress as Azula for fucks sake!

Her face still looks too soft tbh. She doesn't have that sadistic gleam in her eye.

I think finding an actress with sanpaku eyes wouldn't hurt since achieving that unhinged/schizo/sadistic look is quite hard with normal eyes, especially during the final agni kai when she completely snaps. I hope they do her justice then.

Azula has lower scleral exposure here:

Yeah, she should've been a cute quasi-anorexic goth girl, but they completely butchered her.

Great cast choice. Obviously, you can't be 1:1 with the animated version, but they did a pretty good job of casting her. She looks pretty cute. She's also born in the same year as me.

I must say, the actors for Ozai and Azulon were amazing. Wonder if they'll feature Sozin too if they decide to include Roku's flashback. Azulon looks really good too for a guy who was born when his dad was 82. Although the old version of him in the animated series looks emaciated, the younger version of him in the comics isn't bad.

He also lived to 95 (and that was because he was poisoned). He probably would've lived to 102 and beyond had he survived (like his father). Tragic reality that I turned out a genetic failure because my dad was 42 when he had me. Geriatric age.

 

[Sheogorath]

I don't waste time estimating cup sizes

 

[lonelysince2006]

I don't waste time estimating cup sizes

Know anyone who does? I really need to get to the bottom of this. If I am able to find her tit size, (A) I can satiate my curiosity and (B) I can determine what Tanner stage she is using breast volume.

@AsakuraHao Know anyone who is an expert on estimating cup sizes?

 

[lonelysince2006]

All this autism on this forum and not one person to find the size of an animated character's mammary apparatuses?

Fuck this gay Earth.

 

[Sheogorath]

who cares what tanner stage they're all good

 

[lonelysince2006]

who cares what tanner stage they're all good

If you are attracted to Tanner stages I, II, or III, you have a paraphilia.

You're homosexual-adjacent if you genuinely find flat chests arousing. There's a reason why breasts are a secondary sex characteristic in females.

 

[Sheogorath]

You're homosexual-adjacent if you genuinely find flat chests arousing.

it's the complete opposite, as explained in my 2021 thread

attraction to extremely large breasts is actually homosexual in nature TBH

The reasoning for this is very easy to understand if you study le science as I do. 1) boobies grow bigger during pregnancy 2) pregnancy is from chads ejaculating into vaginas 3) when chads ejaculate into vaginas it turns the women into male-female chimeras 4) ergo sex-having women who get...

incels.is

fixation on large boobs is prevalent in low-IQ (low-testosterone) males who cannot perceive subtle shapes so they can only react to exaggerated shapes - the more feminine you are the more you want big tits

Pregnant women are hermaphromorphs who become part-male chimeras, it is homosexual to be attracted to them, and homosexual to be attracted to obese landwhales who resemble pregnant women because of overeating or genetic abnormalities