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Serious Napoleon would be an trucel in this generation

Virginator_69

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Napoleon was likely ugly, and in fact likely unpassable looks-wise. You can also look at his sister Pauline, who was known at one of the most beautiful women her times.

He had very good hygiene for those days, with notably very fine, white teeth.

However, though not short, he was scrawny and petite as a young man, with a sallow complexion that gave him a sickly look and as time went on, he became portly. He wasn't a particularly snappy dresser either.

One last thing is that Napoleon was notoriously a very poor lover. He had had his first time with a prostitute, like many men in those days, and had a soldier-like approach to lovemaking, i.e fairly rough and not particularly bothered by his partner's own enjoyment. One of his mistresses bragged to anyone that would listen that she would tamper with the clock during their lovemaking session, so that he would leave earlier on, and that tells us all we need to know.

His autopsy seemed to point to his being very poorly endowed by mother nature, which likely didn't help matters:blackpill::blackpill: over for Napoleoncel
 
He's a literal Sexhaver, plus he has Status
 
One of his mistresses bragged to anyone that would listen that she would tamper with the clock during their lovemaking session, so that he would leave earlier on, and that tells us all we need to know.
fucking foids, man :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
 
Just shower and hygiene maxxx bro
 
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Most of our ancestors would be incel today
 
He was Chad in his time.
 
cope, the dude was ultramegagigachad, looks and character and iq, godlike tier alpha really
 
Cope, he’s a chin mogger
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This is the problem with being a political leader who has to obey the law.

Just be warlord theory solves these issues.
 
I don't know why people call Napoleon "Short" He was 5 ft 6. That height was the average height for men at the time.
 
I don't know why people call Napoleon "Short" He was 5 ft 6. That height was the average height for men at the time.
Average Frenchman was 166cm, about 5 foot 5 and a half. He was about 169cm, a bit more than a centimetre away from being 5'7.

He was a bit above the average mean height but that did nothing for him when he surrounded himself with his elite regimental units (acted both as his personal bodyguards and also fought on frontlines) and such as the Imperial Guard, Old Guard, and Young Guard who regularly accompanied him throughout battles such as Waterloo, Leipzig, Austerlitz etc. But to get in those units, you had to be at least 5'10" tall, the equivalent of being 6'2 in France today, and a bit more than a standard deviation above average height.
So often due to him surrounding himself with his tallfag bodyguards, he was portrayed as having small stature as such by his main enemies in battle, the British.
 
I don't know why people call Napoleon "Short" He was 5 ft 6. That height was the average height for men at the time.

Average Frenchman was 166cm, about 5 foot 5 and a half. He was about 169cm, a bit more than a centimetre away from being 5'7.

He was a bit above the average mean height but that did nothing for him when he surrounded himself with his elite regimental units (acted both as his personal bodyguards and also fought on frontlines) and such as the Imperial Guard, Old Guard, and Young Guard who regularly accompanied him throughout battles such as Waterloo, Leipzig, Austerlitz etc. But to get in those units, you had to be at least 5'10" tall, the equivalent of being 6'2 in France today, and a bit more than a standard deviation above average height.
So often due to him surrounding himself with his tallfag bodyguards, he was portrayed as having small stature as such by his main enemies in battle, the British.
Is there any reason why french men are ugly while the French foids are beautiful ?
 

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