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JFL Name things that are easier than getting sex

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I'll start:
-It's easier to go outside and dodge rain during thunderstorm
-it's easier to survive getting shot in the head
-it's easier to jump from an airplane without parachute and surviving
 
Not having sex
 
-it's easier to shitpost on incels.co and not get banned
 
Eating poo poo
 
Getting a job / moneymaxxing.
 
Drivers license
 
-It's easier to wipe out the whole humanity
 
-obtaining cobalt-60
-accessing the marianas web
-doxxing people through an anonymous imageboard by backtracing their IP activities
-hacking the gibson
 
Beating Kaizo Mario World while stoned and blindfolded.
 
colonizing antartica
 
Getting in the top percentiles career wise
 
-Its easier to get a well paying job

-Its easier to get a driver license

-Its easier to migrate to the us as an official known member of isis
 
It's easier to bathe a rhinoceros
It's easier to earn the lottery
It's easier to get to drink an bottle of vodka in one sip
 
- It's easier to jump from your bedroom to the moon
- it's easier to blow your brains out with a gun and not die
- it's easier to cum blood
- it's easier to shit brains
- it's easier to go ER and not face punishment
- it's easier to become batman
 
Drivers license
@LastGerman thoughts?


For me (personally):

Getting a degree in any non-medical STEM field is easier than getting sex.
Actually anything is easier tbh.

Everything I've done in my life, I know WITH CERTAINTY, it is possible to succeed.
Whereas getting a foid to want to have sex? Lmao.
 
@LastGerman thoughts?

Actually, this is a cope since you can buy sex for less than 2000 Euro. So, it is actually easier to get coitus than to get a driver licence.
 
It's easier to find a post by @2340922 not containing ':feelstrash:'.
 
Easier for lastgerman to get a drivers liscense
 
It's easier to beat prime Ali in boxing than get sex

It's easier to dodge rain in a thunderstorm than get sex
 
Easier to make a full video game than getting sex
 
-It's easier to get a kidney.
 
Its easier to kill yourself then to have sex. Kys theory
 
Writing and defending a fucking STEM thesis is easier than getting sex
 
To grow 4 inches as adult
 

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