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My wizard friend ascended

Squatting Slavcel

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At 35. He's a classic gymcel but posting clips on insta for several years caught the attention of a foid bodybuilder, she dmd him and now he's plowing her regularly. I'm jealous.
 
What are his stats
 
is he sub5 facially?
 
What are his stats
5'11, normie face but Norwood 0, huge tattooed arms. But super introverted which kept him a virgin for so long.
 
Wizards are betabuxxers and simps by nature so no wonder
 
At 35. He's a classic gymcel but posting clips on insta for several years caught the attention of a foid bodybuilder, she dmd him and now he's plowing her regularly. I'm jealous.
Bro, was he claiming to be an Incel or just normie
 
5'11, normie face but Norwood 0, huge tattooed arms. But super introverted which kept him a virgin for so long.
Ah, so just you’re typical late bloomer mentalcel
 
5'11, normie face but Norwood 0, huge tattooed arms. But super introverted which kept him a virgin for so long.
He has a good height and good physique so he is normie
 
i knew a similar oldcel who ascended. he lost her after a few years of dating and he roped shortly after, saying he couldn't go back to the lonely life.

folks, ascension is temporary, never permanent. holes will always betray you.
 
He has a good height and good physique so he is normie
Physically yeah, but losing virginity at 35 to a non whore is still very rare for a nonreligious guy.
 
No point in ascending at 35, your friend should kill himself.
 
no ascension for me, i m 5'5
 
No point in ascending at 35, your friend should kill himself.
Why, he is the happiest he's ever been. And she said he's the best bf she's ever had, which proves that incels can be good bfs.
 
Wizards are 30 yo virgins regardless of looks. But I guess his wizard card is revoked now.
so chad virgin with micropenis who has all other areas of life good who is virgin at 30 is wizard
 
Why, he is the happiest he's ever been. And she said he's the best bf she's ever had, which proves that incels can be good bfs.
Brutal. She is not even a virgin. This is extremely unfair.
 
Good for him
Yeah but secretly I'm waiting for the breakup so he can be incel again. If he knocks her up it's over, they would marry for sure.
 
so chad virgin with micropenis who has all other areas of life good who is virgin at 30 is wizard
I didn't make the rules. Who said you need to be an ugly virgin to be a wizard?
 
Brutal. She is not even a virgin. This is extremely unfair.
You didn't imagine it before he said it? There are no virgin foids older than 18. That dude got the best deal currently possible if she's attractive and loves him.
 
Not many attractive 30 yo foid virgins out there.
Not ascension at all. He is a cucked simp.

True ascension can only be achieved in your teens, with a virgin teen also.

He should be shamed for being happy about a blown out post wall foid.

@Sex-Starved Beast
 
You didn't imagine it before he said it? There are no virgin foids older than 18. That dude got the best deal currently possible if she's attractive and loves him.
Allegedly he's her 4th one, so even if we double it it's less than 10.
 
Not ascension at all. He is a cucked simp.

True ascension can only be achieved in your teens, with a virgin teen also.

He should be shamed for being happy about a blown out post wall foid.

@Sex-Starved Beast
She kinda looks like this, not bad for a wizard.
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Not ascension at all. He is a cucked simp.

True ascension can only be achieved in your teens, with a virgin teen also.

He should be shamed for being happy about a blown out post wall foid.

@Sex-Starved Beast
Why not try to find local virgin foids in 20s in your region?
 
Good for him since ascending at that age is almost impossible.
 
True ascension can only be achieved in your teens, with a virgin teen also.
I agree with this. I meant that he got the best deal possible for his situation. If you want to ascend with a virgin, the latest you can do it is in high school, possibly also aiming for girls who are younger than you. Even in college it's already too late for the girls that one could get.
That 35 year old dude got to experience sex with an attractive foid, sure she's an used up cum dump, but It's literally the best thing that could've happened to him, and he has it better than we'll ever have.
 
She is still a whore and the fact that SHE contacted him doesn't make it any better.

You can try to spin it however you want, but she is run through. He is getting the scrapes now.
If you'd turn down those scrapes on the pic that's a volcel trait.
 
My other 2 incel friends are 6'0 and 6'2, I wonder if they'll ascend before 40.
 
I agree with this. I meant that he got the best deal possible for his situation. If you want to ascend with a virgin, the latest you can do it is in high school, possibly also aiming for girls who are younger than you. Even in college it's already too late for the girls that one could get.
That 35 year old dude got to experience sex with an attractive foid, sure she's an used up cum dump, but It's literally the best thing that could've happened to him, and he has it better than we'll ever have.
I'd rather remain a volcel and such foids NEVER DMed me, so this friend of yours must be caping anyway.
 
If you'd turn down those scrapes on the pic that's a volcel trait.
No, it isn't. Why would I have to settle? It is also disgusting to put your unprotected dick in a creampied vagina.
 
At 35. He's a classic gymcel but posting clips on insta for several years caught the attention of a foid bodybuilder, she dmd him and now he's plowing her regularly. I'm jealous.
Congratulations for him
 
Fakecel or she'll dump him and you'll be reading his obituary in the morning newspaper.
 

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