my uncle is like a pro passport bro

[literallyretarded]

basically i was talking to my uncle as he just got back from his trip to Vietnam and the nigga has been to Thailand 5 times Vietnam 2 times and Cambodia once he was showing me video of the girls there in the club twerking and my god they were bad he explained to me how he gets the prostitutions there and also happy ending massages and he was telling me the price of everything it makes sense why he goes there so often he is old fat balding not attractive at all so i can see why he likes going there for some cheap gook pussy i asked him if he can take me next time he goes and he said sure i don't know if he was being serious but if i do go it would be the peak of my life sure ill have to pay for pussy but i don't really care

 

[prunejuize]

if you can fuck a prostitute without feeling gross, consider yourself lucky

 

[literallyretarded]

if you can fuck a prostitute without feeling gross, consider yourself lucky

eh il just pretend im raping her

 

[fokusin]

I wouldn't want to stick my dick in some brown sea chinksectoid jungle gook vaginal rothole especially if they are prostitutes
Imagine how many stds they have

 

[literallyretarded]

I wouldn't want to stick my dick in some brown sea chinksectoid jungle good vaginal rothole especially if they are prostitutes
Imagine how many stds they have

i dont care i rather not die a virgen

 

[prunejuize]

eh il just pretend im raping her

have fun

 

[fokusin]

i dont care i rather not die a virgen

Why not get prostitute in ur country

 

[literallyretarded]

Why not get prostitute in ur country

more expensive plus i dont have any money my uncle said he would pay for me if he took me along

 

[fokusin]

more expensive plus i dont have any money my uncle said he would pay for me if he took me along

They are only like 200$ a night I think
Not that expensive

 

[literallyretarded]

They are only like 200$ a night I think
Not that expensive

as i said i dont have any money i am a neet

 

[MountainGorilla]

Boomer moment

 

[literallyretarded]

Boomer moment

correct

 

[jackhanma]

eh il just pretend im raping her

 

[wereq]

if you can fuck a prostitute without feeling gross, consider yourself lucky

This is one of the main reasons why I'm still virgin.

 

[RandomGuy]

Muslimized Malaysia is our only hope in that part of the world.