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It's Over My try at being a sperm donor for some cash

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Where i live, you get 80-100 euros per sperm donation. I don't even need to work anymore, i thought. I could get paid to masturbate, I thought. Screw my ethos of never bringing children into the world, I thought. Somewhere out there, my 50% genetic copy will be running around with shitty genes, great, I thought.

I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.

Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day
 
brutal.. sorry brother. I know if I went to a fertility clinic they'd take one look at me and ban me from the site JFL. :feelsrope:
 
Any way of easily making money is only for chads and kikes, silly inkwell.
 
Foids don't make money, they are given, and TAKE money.
But but, you have to respect women! No wonder you don't get any pussy. If you would be nicer to them, and bought them stuff they would love you. It's your PeRsoNaliTy:soy::feels:
 
Fucking shallow foids wanting tall only
 
Do
Even in sperm banks we are discriminated against and the normies will still say it's your fault because you didn't try hard enough.
 
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Even in sperm banks we are discriminated against and the normies will still say it's your fault because you didn't try hard enough.
Copium is one hell of a drug:yes:
 
True. And nothing can replace sex. We are condemned to exclusion, and the best we can do is seek revenge.
 
True. And nothing can replace sex. We are condemned to exclusion, and the best we can do is seek revenge.
Nah, i'll just max in Lebensentsagung. No revenge for me. No point in trying to get revenge on nature - foids are just the agent smiths of nature. This is above us.
 
bruutal, i guess being a genetic failure really does follow us in every step of our life
 
Where i live, you get 80-100 euros per sperm donation. I don't even need to work anymore, i thought. I could get paid to masturbate, I thought. Screw my ethos of never bringing children into the world, I thought. Somewhere out there, my 50% genetic copy will be running around with shitty genes, great, I thought.

I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.

Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day
80-100 € where though?

What country?

What if the sperm is not used to fertilize eggs anyway but instead as some kind of rejuvenating stuff for the elite?

Anyway, this means that I could make 320-400€ extra every month.

I at least meet one requirement.
 
80-100 € where though?

What country?

What if the sperm is not used to fertilize eggs anyway but instead as some kind of rejuvenating stuff for the elite?

Anyway, this means that I could make 320-400€ extra every month.

I at least meet one requirement.
Can't tell where exactly here on the forum. But it's a central european country where german is being spoken. Needless to say, that was my plan - good extra money for just jacking off.
 
Nah, i'll just max in Lebensentsagung. No revenge for me. No point in trying to get revenge on nature - foids are just the agent smiths of nature. This is above us.
You're right, there's no point complaining about nature. The problem is that we live in conditions far removed from nature. Ted was right. If I lived in a tribe, it's quite possible the situation would be completely different, and the small tribe would benefit from my completely different brain structure and different way of thinking. Plus, I wouldn't have to ask foid for consent.Current society and technology cause our situations because it reminds us that hypergamy has always existed and somehow our parents did not have this problem.The current capitalist system profits from male loneliness and depression, so it's profitable to maintain it. Therefore, revenge against the elites is entirely justified. I know I'm capable of doing it, but our mental health issues prevent us from doing so. That's the only reason I haven't done it yet.
 
You're right, there's no point complaining about nature. The problem is that we live in conditions far removed from nature. Ted was right. If I lived in a tribe, it's quite possible the situation would be completely different, and the small tribe would benefit from my completely different brain structure and different way of thinking. Plus, I wouldn't have to ask foid for consent.Current society and technology cause our situations because it reminds us that hypergamy has always existed and somehow our parents did not have this problem.The current capitalist system profits from male loneliness and depression, so it's profitable to maintain it. Therefore, revenge against the elites is entirely justified. I know I'm capable of doing it, but our mental health issues prevent us from doing so. That's the only reason I haven't done it yet.
I am sure there are some benefits in the tribal life in regards to the having Sex thing maybe. Not sure i would want to live in tribal primitive conditions though. If you watch some of the first contact vids on YT there are loads of comments talking about how beautiful such a life would be - no money, no boss etc. These people are just not in touch with reality. These men that are responsible for the tribe need to feed over 25 bellies. It's not such an easy life - in fact there is a good reason humankind decided to live a different life in the Neolithic. Yeah, tribalmaxxing is not for me. But Geomaxxing is not far from that. You might wanna try before that door closes too.
 
There are sources that this kind of food acquisition takes less time than working a full-time job. I'm currently debating whether to try geomaxxing or plot revenge, but first I need to save up the money.
 
And people even on this forum still say "height doesn't bro it's all about the face" :feelsseriously:
 
And people even on this forum still say "height doesn't bro it's all about the face" :feelsseriously:
I am with you on this one. Bunch of unattractive guys with no big money, status, future prospects but very tall with normie or above normie foids. Foids prefer a tall guy to a normie height pretty boy most of the times.
 
Relatable. I wanted to be a sperm donor so my genetic line wouldn't end with me, but they don't accept autistic seed :lasereyes::feelsree:
 
Where i live, you get 80-100 euros per sperm donation. I don't even need to work anymore, i thought. I could get paid to masturbate, I thought. Screw my ethos of never bringing children into the world, I thought. Somewhere out there, my 50% genetic copy will be running around with shitty genes, great, I thought.

I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.

Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day
you are an incel, what did you think would happen?

Theres a reason why alysa liu's dad had to pay top dollar to use his own seed on a white incubator
 
you are an incel, what did you think would happen?

Theres a reason why alysa liu's dad had to pay top dollar to use his own seed on a white incubator
Call it masochism. It was worth a try
 
Sperm donor requirements are a brootal black pill. Here's a list of sperm donor requirements at an Illinois sperm bank. Do you qualify? :lul:

FireShot Capture 037   Become a Donor   Midwest Sperm Bank   wwwmidwestspermbankcom
 
Where i live, you get 80-100 euros per sperm donation. I don't even need to work anymore, i thought. I could get paid to masturbate, I thought. Screw my ethos of never bringing children into the world, I thought. Somewhere out there, my 50% genetic copy will be running around with shitty genes, great, I thought.

I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.

Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day
I think donating plasma is still a thing
 

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