SewerGoat
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Where i live, you get 80-100 euros per sperm donation. I don't even need to work anymore, i thought. I could get paid to masturbate, I thought. Screw my ethos of never bringing children into the world, I thought. Somewhere out there, my 50% genetic copy will be running around with shitty genes, great, I thought.
I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.
Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day
I went to the fertility clinic a few weeks back to inquire whether I would be a suitable sperm donor. Turns out not, because I don't meet the required educational level, and because there's a high demand for sperm donors at least 1.80m tall. They didn't even want to do a sperm quality analysis because there's no demand for people like me anyway. In other words, I'm genetic garbage here too. So, unfortunately, I won't be a professional masturbator. Too bad, 100 euros per donation is quite something. But only Chads are allowed.
Ropemaxing is becoming more and more attractive by the day





