MonkeyInaT34
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So here's a follow up to my time travel journey, it didn't go as planned.
I carefully estimated the exact date I was gonna rope, and set the time capsule to travel that exact day, but as I was warping through space and time, I of course encountered some sort of bullshit like I always do, some fucking goyzogglers stole my equipment and the process was interrupted, they zogged off and I was stuck in space.
But I came across this weird ass stone, it spoke to me
It introduced itself as the omnipotent orb, and asked me if I was lost and needed a way back, I explained my situation, the orb understood and we both travelled back to the current timeline.
It explained to me that skipping straight to my death to enter the portal to my waifu's universe isn't a good idea, and that the time I have on earth is limited and I should make the most out of it before I go, all I heard was bullshit.
I told the orb that if it's not willing to send me to my desired destination, atleast it should give me a prophecy, so the orb agreed, it showed me a vision, a day in my alternate life.
I was pleased with what I saw, and I'll keep it to myself, not because I'm too lazy to write another paragraph, but because the vision was so beautifully unbelievable that I can't describe it without crying a river. Knowing that this is my next life makes me more comfortable with roping
I carefully estimated the exact date I was gonna rope, and set the time capsule to travel that exact day, but as I was warping through space and time, I of course encountered some sort of bullshit like I always do, some fucking goyzogglers stole my equipment and the process was interrupted, they zogged off and I was stuck in space.
But I came across this weird ass stone, it spoke to me
It introduced itself as the omnipotent orb, and asked me if I was lost and needed a way back, I explained my situation, the orb understood and we both travelled back to the current timeline.
It explained to me that skipping straight to my death to enter the portal to my waifu's universe isn't a good idea, and that the time I have on earth is limited and I should make the most out of it before I go, all I heard was bullshit.
I told the orb that if it's not willing to send me to my desired destination, atleast it should give me a prophecy, so the orb agreed, it showed me a vision, a day in my alternate life.
I was pleased with what I saw, and I'll keep it to myself, not because I'm too lazy to write another paragraph, but because the vision was so beautifully unbelievable that I can't describe it without crying a river. Knowing that this is my next life makes me more comfortable with roping





