Serious My standards for a gf in 2023(IT PLEASE POST THIS)

[wordingtonian]

These are genuinely the ONLY criteria I have.

1. Weighs less than me(negotiable)
2. Isn’t homeless or a drug addict(negotiable)
3. Goes to the gym once a week(negotiable)
4. Isn’t whitewashed or a white-worshipper(I’d like to say non-negotiable but again, sadly negotiable)

Any accusations of incels having high or unrealistic standards is an extreme strawman. No incel actually says this.
Incels.is is now zoo.is
It is all over

 

[Pancakecel]

Yikes! Sorry sweaty, my pERsonality detector says no

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

no one wants fat whores

 

[UnluckyCell]

Mine:
1. Has pussy
2. Is alive
3. Not a landwhale (chubby is ok tho)

 

[wordingtonian]

Yikes! Sorry sweaty, my pERsonality detector says no

Over

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[ADHD_cel]

 

[Moroccancel]

1. Biological pussy.
2. Alive (optional).

 

[Diddy]

This is my minimum

Spoiler: NSFW