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Venting My SMV just tanked 2 points due to a botched haircut

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I'm a FIRM believer in the hairstyle pill, in that it can raise or lower your SMV by 2 points. I just got a haircut after not cutting it for 3 months, and the fat bitch at SportClips shaved off all my head to the point where she took away 3 months of growth. Fucking brutal. The hairPill is real, buddy-boyos
 
2 points? sounds like cope to me
 
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My hair is shit which reflects my toxic incel personality
 
Did you walk out without paying?
 
I started cutting my own hair. Works well
 
I had to cut my own hair this month. Just put the clipper and buzzed all one length.
 
Was this a botched short back and sides memecut?
 
I'm a FIRM believer in the hairstyle pill, in that it can raise or lower your SMV by 2 points. I just got a haircut after not cutting it for 3 months, and the fat bitch at SportClips shaved off all my head to the point where she took away 3 months of growth. Fucking brutal. The hairPill is real, buddy-boyos
You should learn how to cut your own hair. Only Chads get nice haircuts
 
Cope, but anyway you can always wait some months and gain that smv back
 
I'm hoping I can get some sort of barber sheers so I can just shave my head and save on both haircuts and shampoo.
 
Every time I get a haircut my SMV plummets too tbh
 
There are no bones in hair, therefore foids don't give a shit about hair.
 
My SMV is already in the negatives
 
Haircut really makes a difference.

Or, the lack of it.
 
Never let your hair cut by a female. A tip for next time.
 

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