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RageFuel My self defense edc

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I saw hectors thread and i want to tell you what i plan to do for self defense now.

I plan to carry a concealed machete on a day to day basis.

Ik it is illegal in Australia, but im doing it anyways.

My pocket knife has already saved me countless times from fights, but seeing savage skateboarders btfo hector, i need more.
 
I would suggest deleting this post since people got arrested for saying illegal shit on here.
Being in a country, especially like australia(Five Eyes) is asking for trouble.
Carry illegal but dont tell ANYONE u do, not even inkwells.
 
I will bite.
 
I saw hectors thread and i want to tell you what i plan to do for self defense now.

I plan to carry a concealed machete on a day to day basis.

Ik it is illegal in Australia, but im doing it anyways.

My pocket knife has already saved me countless times from fights, but seeing savage skateboarders btfo hector, i need more.
Wont a machete just be awkward to carry??

Will you keep it in a bag on down your pants or some shit
Ive seen people do that before but it seems like it would be awkward
if you keep it in a bag depending on the situation you might not be able to get it out in time
 
Wont a machete just be awkward to carry??

Will you keep it in a bag on down your pants or some shit
Ive seen people do that before but it seems like it would be awkward
if you keep it in a bag depending on the situation you might not be able to get it out in time
Carry it on chest. I draw it before the confrontation happens
 
would probably be better to go for pepper spray
 
Is it me, or has there been quite a bit of an uptick in fedposting threads, lately?
 
Just put a minigun on your truck legally
 
Are you a sudo? Nah jk, i agree with you :feelsokman:
 
Instead of illegally carrying one do it legally
 
How are you planning to conceal carry a machete in public? I only use them when I go out on bush expeditions. I highly recommend a strong bear spray instead. If you really want a weapon a switch blade would be the best, but I still advise against it, if police find it on you then you will be arrested.
 
Very good!
Sudo's me

My 24" tremontina machete has a sheath....

But you're better off with a 7" military style dagger, or long pointy single edge if thats all you can legally carry.

Carry as much knife as legal. It's not going to protect you very much if it gets stolen by the local zog squad.

Forget switchblade's, they are cool looking, but not strong enough to fight with. (They'll break)
 
Smth like this?
 

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Sudo's me

My 24" tremontina machete has a sheath....

But you're better off with a 7" military style dagger, or long pointy single edge if thats all you can legally carry.

Carry as much knife as legal. It's not going to protect you very much if it gets stolen by the local zog squad.

Forget switchblade's, they are cool looking, but not strong enough to fight with. (They'll break)
I cannot carry legally in cuckstralia by any means unfortunately, but this is some pretty helpful info about blades so i'll thank you for that. Some guy i knew in school sometimes carried a screwdriver and said its for "work"
 
I cannot carry legally in cuckstralia by any means unfortunately, but this is some pretty helpful info about blades so i'll thank you for that.

Some guy i knew in school sometimes carried a screwdriver and said its for "work"
That's very popular these days. But nothing says "don't fuck with me" better than Sharp steel.
 

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