I will perform an honor killing on them (in Mario Kart)
(in real life)
throw shit at their window
She was my oneitis back in highschool. I wouldn't say she is one anymore but I still lust after her and check her social media at least 10 times a day.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bullshit! You stopped fapping after I told you you were too low iq to masturbate like a normal person LMAO
Fucking over for you man. Stop obsessing over whores, that shit ain't good for you son
lmao what? I stopped masturbating because you made fun of how I do it?? Are you serious? So you ejaculate all over yourself and your bedsheets and you're making fun of me for using a clean, easy method that doesn't require any clean up? Come on...
It's involuntary. I can't just turn my sex drive off.
Bullshit, I've always been a horndog and I don't obsess over highschool oneitises for years like an idiot. I'm blackpilled my man.
>Thinks cooming all over your sheets is how normal people jack off. He literally can't think of other ways apart from cooming in a glove.
Ok, then explain to me where does all your coom go after you ejaculate? Does it just vanish?
HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE IM DYING
no, come on. Tell me where your coom goes. Is it magical? Does it turn into dust?
Well in your case it seems like that shit goes to your brain if you don't coom so keep up the nofapping lmao
Do you coom lying down or standing up?
Some might think these are stupid questions but they're actually a sign that the semen nutrients in your brain are turning you into an inquisitive person.
you have no legit answer so you know my method is much superior. Keep coping.Some might think these are stupid questions but they're actually a sign that the semen nutrients in your brain are turning you into an inquisitive person.
Nofap is legit people
Omg you just made my day man hahahaha please keep replying
Tissues...
What kind of baby cumshots do you do? My ejaculation will obliterate any tissue that it finds in its way. Also that's just a massive waste of paper.
I can't see how you could have oneitis for a girl who is in a relationship.
Put that energy to good use and go lifting
That is bad for your mental health
Don't go on instagram or twitter. Guaranteed suifuel.
Fuck no. I want to be comfortable on my bed cooming. It's a luxury. I'm not going to waste it by standing up by the sink holding my phone. That's just stupid.
holding phone is cucked you want your left hand stimulating your balls, not focusing on not dropping your expensive smartphone. luckily most bathrooms have some sort of holder you can put your phone on. having to clean up massive coomstain and smelling like coom offsets any comfort gains from laying in bed. also you need phone holder and arm in bed (which I do have) for optimal viewing experience
Damn. The girl I like now I haven’t had the courage to stalk her fb for months because I know one day she will get a bf and post their pics on there, which will be suifuel for me.
She hot? He might just pump and dump. Girls have casual bfs that last a little while
It’s been years at this stage. Not possible.
yeah, she is. Girls aren’t really worth more than a pump and dump.
unfortunately for him this is the best advice here. idk if he's able to do this.
