my roommate is a chad

[dtrazr]

just got the name of the roommate for my college apartment. looked him up on socials. CHAD. Why goes God ALWAYS do this to me? Pure suifuel...

Why can't my roommate be a socially awkward loser...

 

[lowz1r]

over

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I remember sitting in bed in my dorm room playing video games on my laptop, while nearby my jestermaxxer roommate was making out with a low tier Stacy.

Absolutely brutal.

 

[Rottingcel]

spike his drinks