JFL My roast beef is keeping me from losing my virginity

[Lv99_BixNood]

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I'm 18 and recently had a guy ask me out for the first time ever, he was attractive like very attractive and almost my EXACT type.

Even if he is a bit of a douchebag I really really do want to meet up with him and lose my virginity

Personalitypillers in shambles.

I have saggy boobs (yes like pointing down to the floor, deflated balloons kind of saggy) and the worst part, my labia minora hang down like an inch.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

All the stereotypes in one. No way this isn't an incel LARPing.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Gotta be bait

 

[KeepCoping]

bait but if not, then realize that even a foid with saggy tits and a worn out vagina can land a chad in the blink of an eye... its over for YOU.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

suffer, in case if real
or labiaplastymaxx

 

[ColderManTruce]

The replies gotta be hilarious jfl

 

[xxectrapieces]

Lmao

 

[glizzymcguire]

I don't understand how an Arby's beef and cheddar sandwich keeps someone involuntarily celibate

 

[Enigmaz]

18 and already has a body of a post wall aged 30 whore. I see why Japan has their consent to 13 now. 13 is the new 18.

 

[VanGobbel]

stupid volcel cunts like this are going to call themselves femcel eventually

 

[Dregster]

bait but if not, then realize that even a foid with saggy tits and a worn out vagina can land a chad in the blink of an eye... its over for YOU.

Nah this is turbo-bait

JFL at anyone believing this was a real foid, they dont deny chad when he checks all the desirable boxes.

 

[Dregster]

13 is the new 18.

I hope you arent in some western country where you're probably being stalked by fbi agents just waiting to castrate you and sell out your butthole in prison

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

V-Volcel if you wouldn't...

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Who the hell actually writes like this, lmfao? This nigga has never once gotten laid in his life.

 

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suffer, in case if real
or labiaplastymaxx

 

[yeetbender_]

Virgin with roast beef? How?