Serious My right testicle hurts

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Its always the right one fuckkk i hate tight boxers, i also just finished a fap to some teen stepsister shit. Fuck man i think ima need the ER no joke.
 
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It's cancer
 
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Eskimocel said:
Its always the right one fuckkk i hate tight boxers
Mine hurts when I do squats or deadlifts.. Why where underwear though if you’re not at your job?
 
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Zod said:
It's cancer
Its been going on for more than 3 days, i assumed is my clothes but its more than that. I dont want to go to the doctor
Parrtlord said:
Mine hurts when I do squats or deadlifts.. Why where underwear though if you’re not at your job?
I done squats today
 
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then you have too much sperm in your balls and you need to empty them:feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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When I fap too much my testicles start hurting.

BTW haven't fapped for three days
 
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hit your left testicle with a hammer.

you won’t even notice the pain in your right one afterwards. :feelsokman:
 
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same and i can't tell what the fuck it is, i think it's light torsion since it seems like it's not attached to the scrotum like it should be. really doubt it's anything serious

i looked into getting it checked at the doctors and fuck this is a huge pain in the ass, i don't want an old lady nurse to fucking rub a scanner-device all over it what the fuck, apparently it takes like 20 minutes too what the shit.
 
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FinnCel said:
When I fap too much my testicles start hurting.

BTW haven't fapped for three days
I just finished a fap and im dying
Insomniac said:
hit your left testicle with a hammer.

you won’t even notice the pain in your right one afterwards. :feelsokman:
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turbocuckcel_7000 said:
same and i can't tell what the fuck it is, i think it's light torsion since it seems like it's not attached to the scrotum like it should be. really doubt it's anything serious

i looked into getting it checked at the doctors and fuck this is a huge pain in the ass, i don't want an old lady nurse to fucking rub a scanner-device all over it what the fuck, apparently it takes like 20 minutes too what the shit.
its the right one isnt it?
 
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I think you should try nofap for two or three days and see if your testicles still hurt.
 
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FinnCel said:
I think you should try nofap for two or three days and see if your testicles still hurt.
Thats what i do, i just broke nofap today. I take 2 days of to replenish myself.
 
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try phenylephrine
 
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Ritalincel said:
try phenylephrine
your talent for prescribing drugs is wasted here tbh

Glad you’re generous enough to help us out tho
 
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Ask your teacher to do a bj and drain your prostate (if you live in Canada, GB or USA where a man will more than likely have sex with his femoid teacher).
 
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Weston404 said:
Ask your teacher to do a bj and drain your prostate (if you live in Canada, GB or USA where a man will more than likely have sex with his femoid teacher).
Thanks, will try tomorrow.
 
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Eskimocel said:
Thanks, will try tomorrow.
Toronto femoid Dylan McEwen gives bjs to boys wearing diapers, so if Dylan McEwen says that you're over 18 and too manly for her, Diapermaxx and she might give you a bj.
 
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Get it checked out br0.
 
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Jazavac said:
Get it checked out br0.
Can you check it for me br0?
 
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No Underwear, Now!

tbh ded srs no underwear for 1 year now tbhthb
 
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You most likely have epididymitis. I've had your same exact situation a couple times before. You need to stop masturbating for a couple weeks or it can get really bad and they'll put you on antibiotics and you'll still have to abstain. Continuing will make it worse. I was at the point where I couldn't run without feeling to throw up. And I could not walk well either.
 
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InvisibleCel said:
You most likely have epididymitis. I've had your same exact situation a couple times before. You need to stop masturbating for a couple weeks or it can get really bad and they'll put you on antibiotics and you'll still have to abstain. Continuing will make it worse. I was at the point where I couldn't run without feeling to throw up. And I could not walk well either.
bro thats festy
 
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Insomniac said:
hit your left testicle with a hammer.

you won’t even notice the pain in your right one afterwards. :feelsokman:
Beat me to it
 
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High alert for testicular cancer.