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Serious My Problem with EscortCels

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This may be my first controversial thread. I am not trying to make enemies with anyone or trying to dismiss escortcels entirely... I just want to share my experiences with knowing a real life escortcel and describe why I would love to be in his position. In other words, if you can be a regular escortcel, I see that as pseudo-ascension. I wholeheartedly confess that I would love to escortcel, but I can't afford it. All my income goes to rent, food, and miscellaneous expenses. If I was in anyway like my richcel friend, I would be in his boat. However, I don't think this distracts from this argument. Were I to be born Chad, I would likely do what Chad does, but I am not Chad, I am incel, and thus my experiences are shaped accordingly.

My incel friend is arguably even worse than me in terms of looks, we share a similar phenotype but he's even shorter and has more acne. His face is a bit more slanted and one eye bulges out a little more, engendering his already apparent asymmetry. The only reason this man has sex with beautiful women on a daily basis whereas I rot in front of my computer is cold hard cash. His parents are wealthy execs and come from a family of generational wealth too, he has an allowance on top of paid rent, phone bills, and food coverage expenses.

If not for his looks and for the transactional aspect, you would think this guy is a Chad. He has beautiful women coming to his apartment everyday and regularly goes to their apartment. He is a regular at HIGH-END escort service agencies, ones that take credit card. He has told me stories of all the crazy sex he has with them, showing me their bodies on the site galleries, and describing some of the acts he makes them do. When he comes home from work, he often has a 8/10 topless girl just waiting for him in his apartment (he's a regular so he can arrange this kind of thing) who says in a thick Russian accent "welcome home my love, it's so nice to see you, are you ready to have fun together? Lets go take a shower shall we?"

He's living the lifestyle that Chad doesn't even have... I bet even Chad doesn't come home and see literal naked girls on his bed asking to shower with him (well maybe some Chads).

I get it. There's no validation or anything like that involved, but that seems like a problem for once you get there. I truly believe my friends life is much closer to that of Chad than that of an incel. If I could press a button that would give me a 90% chance of becoming Chad, or a 100% chance of becoming my friend, I would hit the latter every single time.
 
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brutal life is all about how u look not how smart u are :blackpill::blackpill:
 
I can afford it but I am too retarded to ever fuck a prostitute also I am a virgin so....

I will become an escortcel it is my destiny but first I wanna try SEAmaxxing
 
I can afford it but I am too retarded to ever fuck a prostitute also I am a virgin so....

I will become an escortcel it is my destiny but first I wanna try SEAmaxxing

I don't think you could afford it regularily tbh.

I don't think you realize how much it costs. My "friend" (more like an acquaintance) is uber rich. Like NY generational banking dynasty rich.

If you want to do it once or twice or so, it's not hard, you just call an agency.
 
This may be my first controversial thread.
You literally just registered a few hours ago maximum.

Where do you live?

The thing is, normal folk can NOT afford to have long sex sessions with escorts every day like with a GF. Not anyone who works regular jobs, even a doctor etc. Only the scum who lives from divident/rent/interest/investment income (lives from others' work by just "owning" things).

I could fuck an escort once a month for 30 minutes booking, but choose not to, because once a month is nothing. Better to remain virgin for life than torture myself with only once a month.
 
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You literally just registered a few hours ago maximum.

Where do you live?

The thing is, normal folk can NOT afford to have long sex sessions with escorts every day like with a GF. Not anyone who works regular jobs, even a doctor etc. Only the scum who lives from rent/interest/investment income (lives from others' work by just "owning" things).

I could fuck an escort once a month for 30 minutes booking, but choose not to, because once a month is nothing. Better remain virgin for life than torture myself with only once a month.

My friend lives in NYC, I will refrain from revealing too much about myself right now because i am paranoid of doxxing (paranoia)...

I agree with the rest of your post, but i still think once a month is better than nothing.
 
I don't think you could afford it regularily tbh.

I don't think you realize how much it costs. My "friend" (more like an acquaintance) is uber rich. Like NY generational banking dynasty rich.

If you want to do it once or twice or so, it's not hard, you just call an agency.

No I dont want to call no agency hell no nigga I need to go to a different country no way Im hiring a hooker here
 
Grays should have word limit tbh
 
Quit the whining. Most of us don't have a super rich friend (great friend btw, if he won't even pay a hooker for you one time but tells you all his great stories:feelskek:).Most escortcels on this site also can't afford high-end prostitutes that come to your house or shit like that.
 
Quit the whining. Most of us don't have a super rich friend (great friend btw, if he won't even pay a hooker for you one time but tells you all his great stories:feelskek:).Most escortcels on this site also can't afford high-end prostitutes that come to your house or shit like that.

I know, but they can still get girls, they're more like normies whereas my friend is more like Chad.

Add something productive to my thread, but don't whine about semantics.
 
Money are the most important thing in life after looks.Money won't get you raw sexual attraction but they can buy the fake substituents needed to cope peacefully.That's why i encourage everyone to get richer and to benefit from their money instead of rotting,this is the best thing you can do as an incel
 
Money are the most important thing in life after looks.Money won't get you raw sexual attraction but they can buy the fake substituents needed to cope peacefully.That's why i encourage everyone to get richer and to benefit from their money instead of rotting,this is the best thing you can do as an incel
This is semi-bluepilled

You can't "get richer" if you're not born rich just as you cannot become more attractive.
 
Escortcels wouldn't be here if they were happy about that situation
 
Escortcels wouldn't be here if they were happy about that situation
If a normie wasn't happy that he had a gf instead of banging different Stacies every night, does that mean he belongs here?
 
This is semi-bluepilled

You can't "get richer" if you're not born rich just as you cannot become more attractive.
You can get richer but not that rich like millionaire (up to one million is possible but it takes a lot of comitment and ages of hard work to achieve it trough carrermaxxing and investing and luck )
 
If a normie wasn't happy that he had a gf instead of banging different Stacies every night, does that mean he belongs here?
That is not the same. Everyone can pay a prostitute, even the most ugly man on here. What we share in common is that we can't get it for free, we are not wanted and not desired. And putting more barriers than that is just making the forum smaller till there's just 5 "truecels" arguing which one is more celibate than the other. That would be very sad
 
That is not the same. Everyone can pay a prostitute, even the most ugly man on here. What we share in common is that we can't get it for free, we are not wanted and not desired. And putting more barriers than that is just making the forum smaller till there's just 5 "truecels" arguing which one is more celibate than the other. That would be very sad
>anyone can hire a prostitute

No, you have to be incredibly wealthy. People are living paycheck to paycheck despite not hiring prostitutes.
 
You can get richer but not that rich like millionaire (up to one million is possible but it takes a lot of comitment and ages of hard work to achieve it trough carrermaxxing and investing and luck )

I don't even think millionaire is possible anymore.

Wages have been suppressed relative to prices... it's almost impossible now to save money or take out a mortgage. The only reason boomers got so wealthy is mortgages, but now getting a mortgage is impossible
 
>anyone can hire a prostitute

No, you have to be incredibly wealthy. People are living paycheck to paycheck despite not hiring prostitutes.
I don't know where you live. But i don't believe that you can't hire a prostitute at least couple of times a year, even with a minimum wage.
 
Not every escortcel is that rich
 
I’m escortcel but I’m not like that at all. Im not rich
 
Escortcelling is expensive, meanwhile whorecelling is way, way cheaper. An escort is hundreds of Euro's, but with 50 quid you can already go to a regular prostitute. Don't waste your money on escorts unless you have it, prostitutes are both cheap and usually worth it.
 

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