Venting My plans for the summer are ruined.

[Deleted member 60]

I've been trying distract myself but the truth is I'm really angry right now. It's bad enough that I'm turning 25 in a couple weeks. But I was planning to see escorts before I go back to school and now I can't because my doctor is a fucking retard. I can't go into detail but basically I won't be able to get vaccinated until next month... which means I can't get my dick wet until October (horrible timing because of midterms and flu season). I want to decapitate my doctor right now. This is fucking bullshit, I'm not going back to school. The game is rigged, nothing ever goes right for me. I'm in ER mode, I low key feel like raping a bitch because of this

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Find a different doctor.

 

[Mainländer]

Vaccinated against what? Dude just use a condom at everything bar blowjob and don't put your mouth on anything and you're good. I've fucked 10+ cheap escorts and got absolutely nothing from it.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

Go ER.

 

[Deleted member 60]

bar blowjob and don't put your mouth on anything and you're good.

where's the fun in that?

 

[Mainländer]

where's the fun in that?

Do you enjoy cunnilingus? I wouldn't advise doing it on prostitutes, even if you take your vaccines.

I'm glad I don't. Sometimes I just get a raw blowjob and leave, it's good enough and the chances of getting something from it are basically 0. I'm circumcised so I think it's literally 0.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Do you enjoy cunnilingus? I wouldn't advise doing it on prostitutes, even if you take your vaccines.

I'm glad I don't. Sometimes I just get a raw blowjob and leave, it's good enough and the chances of getting something from it are basically 0. I'm circumcised so I think it's literally 0.

nah, I want kissing and a blowjob though. I guess I misunderstood your post.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

At least incels get their life fucked

 

[Mainländer]

nah, I want kissing and a blowjob though. I guess I misunderstood your post.

Raw blowjobs are safe. Kissing is not advisable but you won't get anything serious from it.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Raw blowjobs are safe. Kissing is not advisable but you won't get anything serious from it.

with my luck I'd probably catch AIDS. What's common with kissing?

 

[Mainländer]

with my luck I'd probably catch AIDS. What's common with kissing?

Herpes and thrush are as bad as it gets with kissing I think.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Herpes and thrush are as bad as it gets with kissing I think.

you know what, I might just roll the dice. I can't take this much longer

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Herpes and thrush are as bad as it gets with kissing I think.

Correct, I have fucking herpes and I never once had a GF, I think that might ruin my chances with girls tbh