Thankfully I at least got gifted with high iq so I can have some sort of a life but if that doesn't work out here's what I am going to do:
I have uncorrected plagiocephaly which fucked my whole face and head up, which is basically entirely my parents fault because they are retards, and it's all too much and too late now for surgery to fix, so I have come up with an even better 'ascension' plan.
So what I am going to do is kidnap them, along with my pediatrician when I was an infant and the doctor who delivered me (no fucking clue who the last two are so probs gonna have to get my parents first and get it out of them + hospital records or whatever. Kidnapping the doctor who delivered me cos I was a breach birth which almost certainly contributed to plagiocephaly/neck strain that then led to it. And pediatrician because they are suppose to recommend to fix these things. I am then going to tie them all up in chairs and interrogate them for the truth as to why it wasn't fixed, who was responsible etc. Might have to do several rounds of this some individually some in little 'group therapy' sessions jfllll. But then maybe one or two of them will be exonerated but more than likely I will have my closure than mercilessly beat the fuck out of all of them to death. Havn't decided on the order of killing them let so lmk ideas and if this is based.
(This is all with nametagged villagers in Minecraft by the way, obviously.)
I have uncorrected plagiocephaly which fucked my whole face and head up, which is basically entirely my parents fault because they are retards, and it's all too much and too late now for surgery to fix, so I have come up with an even better 'ascension' plan.
So what I am going to do is kidnap them, along with my pediatrician when I was an infant and the doctor who delivered me (no fucking clue who the last two are so probs gonna have to get my parents first and get it out of them + hospital records or whatever. Kidnapping the doctor who delivered me cos I was a breach birth which almost certainly contributed to plagiocephaly/neck strain that then led to it. And pediatrician because they are suppose to recommend to fix these things. I am then going to tie them all up in chairs and interrogate them for the truth as to why it wasn't fixed, who was responsible etc. Might have to do several rounds of this some individually some in little 'group therapy' sessions jfllll. But then maybe one or two of them will be exonerated but more than likely I will have my closure than mercilessly beat the fuck out of all of them to death. Havn't decided on the order of killing them let so lmk ideas and if this is based.
(This is all with nametagged villagers in Minecraft by the way, obviously.)
