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My plan on ascending

manletogre

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I’ll get Ripped and put a pic of my abs on dating apps

losing 6kg is enough to get me ripped
 
Tryna Ascend

Tryna Ascend

I shall keep living to be a nuisance to soyciety
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Bahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
 
Tarquinius

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Disregard my larping efforts. I can't change it.
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Almost as delusional as @Tryna Ascend 's dream of being a woman
 
ilieknothing

ilieknothing

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I have no plan
 
Incelistan

Incelistan

Destroy all joos
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no abs for your height, brocel
 
Tryna Ascend

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Perfect thread to say nigger
 
DespressedCurryCel1

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Jfl at your red pill cope gtfo :redpill::redpill::soy:
 
DespressedCurryCel1

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at least I’m not rotting faggot like majority of this forum
I gymmaxx ( calisthenics) to and I encourage others to do the same but you’re being retarded and spreading false news if you think gymmaxing will get you laid unless you’re an obese nigga who’s never seen how his face looks underneath all that fat.
 
manletogre

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I gymmaxx ( calisthenics) to and I encourage others to do the same but you’re being retarded and spreading false news if you think gymmaxing will get you laid unless you’re an obese nigga who’s never seen how his face looks underneath all that fat.
Well it’s better to try than never only volcel rot and do nothing
 
kano999

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BornToLose

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Tbf it is a good plan, if your goal is to waste your time and be disappointed when you get no matches.
 
92 drowsiness?

92 drowsiness?

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Tbf it is a good plan, if your goal is to waste your time and be disappointed when you get no matches. give up is unusufel trying to ascend.
 
never began

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I gymmaxx ( calisthenics) to and I encourage others to do the same but you’re being retarded and spreading false news if you think gymmaxing will get you laid unless you’re an obese nigga who’s never seen how his face looks underneath all that fat.
GYMMAXX SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR HURTING NORMIES
 
DenHaag

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Tbf it is a good plan, if your goal is to waste your time and be disappointed when you get no matches.
Robert Musil put it well in A Man Without Qualities: What an absurd thing it is to spend an hour a day working out, to face whatever adventures may come, as fit as a panther. But the adventures will never come.
 
BornToLose

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Robert Musil put it well in A Man Without Qualities: What an absurd thing it is to spend an hour a day working out, to face whatever adventures may come, as fit as a panther. But the adventures will never come.
Brutal no adventures pill.
 
Defetivecuckachu

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Bodybuilding expectation women like it vs reality only men like it
 
Shrek

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You would be better making yourself taller by standing on money in that picture.
 

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