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RealSchizo

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4/10, nerdy with glasses, caring, smart, very short, soft hands, hair she would let me play with and sniff, socially anxious, no promiscious foid friends, obsessive and dependent on me, cuddly.

HTN+ only, brutal.
 
You are humble, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.
 
You are humble, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.
yeah i mean fuck being humble. id date a stacylite/stacy to save my genetic bloodline. lol. but not even cryptonian dna is saving mine. lol... .
 
yeah i mean fuck being humble. id date a stacylite/stacy to save my genetic bloodline. lol. but not even cryptonian dna is saving mine. lol... .
Jfl thats a fakecel trait. Stacies would never date you, i'd date any sub5 foid because I am actually ugly and i'd take the first chance, cope.
 
Jfl thats a fakecel trait. Stacies would never date you, i'd date any sub5 foid because I am actually ugly and i'd take the first chance, cope.
you said DREAM gf. if we are talking reailsm gf then yes....
 
you said DREAM gf. if we are talking reailsm gf then yes....
im way too subhuman to imagine myself being with an attractive foid, so I don't think of it. JFL how can such uggo like me even think of being with an attractive foid. I can only imagine myself with a sub5 short, genetically impoverished one.
 
Chad only
Michael Richards Yes GIF
 
you said DREAM gf. if we are talking reailsm gf then yes....
the gf I showed you, is my dream gf. she is shorter than my 1.62m and I think she's very cute (I know she's not stacy) and I'm sad she'll never be my girl.
 
the gf I showed you, is my dream gf. she is shorter than my 1.62m and I think she's very cute (I know she's not stacy) and I'm sad she'll never be my girl.
We uggos will never get any woman to look in our direction, not even a severely genetically impoverished one.
 
the gf I showed you, is my dream gf. she is shorter than my 1.62m and I think she's very cute (I know she's not stacy) and I'm sad she'll never be my girl.
my condolences brokolovski... .
 
Sorry inkwell, she is staying single and celibate until chad comes along.
 
We uggos will never get any woman to look in our direction, not even a severely genetically impoverished one.
ive known deformed toilets with speech impediment who are still HTN+ only... .
 
Sorry inkwell, she is staying single and celibate until chad comes along.
CHAD would never date a sub5 foid, that's just cope, she'll go for a HTN. Most of those sub5 foids go for a tall HTN.
 
CHAD would never date a sub5 foid, that's just cope, she'll go for a HTN. Most of those sub5 foids go for a tall HTN.
They pump and dump, collecting hundreds of virginity tokens.
 
They pump and dump, collecting hundreds of virginity tokens.
No, CHAD won't ever fuck a sub5 foid, you're coping. Unless she has like a 8/10 body or something, all of those foids go for tall HTNs I've seen it from first person in college/school.
 
They pump and dump, collecting hundreds of virginity tokens.
CHAD pump and dumps mid foids, dates HTBs and stacies, but won't pump and dump some sub5 foid thats for sure.
 

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