Serious MY PENIS IS BEING REMOVED

[VλREN]

Original thread

Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick...

incels.is

Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole into the top and fuck it form the inside while it was on, I ended up getting 4th degree burns on 1/3 of my penis, pain isn’t that bad because they put me on some wack drugs my vision is literally pulsating rn.

After literally waiting in ER lobby for three hours with no pants or underwear and a fucking towel covering my waist I finally meant The doctor, she basically said that I’ll probably have to get it removed before it turns septic, am literally losing my dick am so fucking scared guys

Your probably wondering why I posted this in discussion tab? Well if these foid would have let me have sex with them then this would have never happened, am so fucked guys

FUCK YOU CUNTS

 

[krieg005]

how does one respond to this

 

[VλREN]

how does one respond to this

Thots N prayers

 

[Animecel2D]

this has to be a larp

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

That never happened, and will never happen

Go full tranny

average 2025cel

 

[VλREN]

this has to be a larp

This is not a fasle alarm

Only reason why am typing this shit is because I am high as shit rn

 

[VλREN]

Go full tranny

Kys

 

[VλREN]

What the fuck am I gonna to do?

I literally just burnt my dick off

Fuck

 

[Limitcel]

No fucking way, are you crazy man? Putting your dick in a microwave? That's fucked up man, I'm fucking sorry for you man, in your condition I would drown in drugs tbh

 

[notlovejoe]

Kys

Is over for retardcels like you

 

[VλREN]

Is over for retardcels like you

MAN FUCK OFF

 

[Juice]

My dick is permanently twisted because of fapping too much as a kid, idk but a microwave tho, sounds like a recipe for cancer.

 

[notlovejoe]

MAN FUCK OFF

Sorry dude but if you not larping wtf you were thinking doing that

 

[VλREN]

Sorry dude but if you not larping wtf you were thinking doing that

I DIDT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BURN ME

 

[RechargedSamsung]

This is something @TheTroonAnnihilator would post jfl

Sorry if you lose your penis mate you shouldve fucked a mango

 

[V c z s q e]

Pretty sure they just take one off a dead guy and give it to you not a big deal.

 

[Riinku]

what years of trueceldom does to a mf (if it ever happened)

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

This is God tier bait.

 

[Sodes]

tales from the psych ward

 

[TooSomething]

Nigfa, u lying, nigga. Ain't not fucking way!

 

[suicidecase]

chad if you set the timer to more than 5 minutes

 

[starystulejarz]

peak retard even niggers are smarter than that

 

[Notkev]

Original thread

Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick...

incels.is

Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole into the top and fuck it form the inside while it was on, I ended up getting 4th degree burns on 1/3 of my penis, pain isn’t that bad because they put me on some wack drugs my vision is literally pulsating rn.

After literally waiting in ER lobby for three hours with no pants or underwear and a fucking towel covering my waist I finally meant The doctor, she basically said that I’ll probably have to get it removed before it turns septic, am literally losing my dick am so fucking scared guys

Your probably wondering why I posted this in discussion tab? Well if these foid would have let me have sex with them then this would have never happened, am so fucked guys

FUCK YOU CUNTS

 

[NeverGetUp]

Go full tranny

Wth
@LeFrenchCel
@Uggo Mongo

 

[NeverGetUp]

this has to be a larp

 

[kay']

 

[PersonalityChad]

Tales from the basement

 

[PureImagination]

this is a larp

 

[guessthatsit]

this has to be a larp

 

[VideoGameCoper]

this has to be a larp

It obviously is

 

[VideoGameCoper]

What the fuck am I gonna to do?

I literally just burnt my dick off

Fuck

 

[BoneHermit666]

Original thread

Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick...

incels.is

Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole into the top and fuck it form the inside while it was on, I ended up getting 4th degree burns on 1/3 of my penis, pain isn’t that bad because they put me on some wack drugs my vision is literally pulsating rn.

After literally waiting in ER lobby for three hours with no pants or underwear and a fucking towel covering my waist I finally meant The doctor, she basically said that I’ll probably have to get it removed before it turns septic, am literally losing my dick am so fucking scared guys

Your probably wondering why I posted this in discussion tab? Well if these foid would have let me have sex with them then this would have never happened, am so fucked guys

FUCK YOU CUNTS

you twat could you not think of anything els to fuck but a microwave XD

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Another day another troll post

 

[BoneHermit666]

Original thread

Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick...

incels.is

Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole into the top and fuck it form the inside while it was on, I ended up getting 4th degree burns on 1/3 of my penis, pain isn’t that bad because they put me on some wack drugs my vision is literally pulsating rn.

After literally waiting in ER lobby for three hours with no pants or underwear and a fucking towel covering my waist I finally meant The doctor, she basically said that I’ll probably have to get it removed before it turns septic, am literally losing my dick am so fucking scared guys

Your probably wondering why I posted this in discussion tab? Well if these foid would have let me have sex with them then this would have never happened, am so fucked guys

FUCK YOU CUNTS

American pie 1000

 

[BoneHermit666]

I DIDT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BURN ME

are you serious ?

 

[edgelordcel]

Natural selection go fuck off tranny

 

[Friezacel]

You should nominate yourself for Darwin Award 2025

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Lmao this made laugh

 

[Ahnfeltia]

this has to be a larp

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I DIDT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BURN ME

Lol

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

tales from the psych ward

 

[proudweeb]

You can't be serious

 

[allDead]

KEK WHAT IN THE FUCK.

 

[allDead]

based microwave fucker

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Show proof

 

[BSGMANLET]

My dick is permanently twisted because of fapping too much as a kid, idk but a microwave tho, sounds like a recipe for cancer.

Bro gonna wake up with cancer in his dick

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Great shitpost , but then again zech struksky did lose his testicle from fucking a fleshlight

 

[Wenhao Xu]

how does one respond to this

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Another day another troll post

There's been a noticeable increase in these the past week, hmm...

 

[VideoGameCoper]

There's been a noticeable increase in these the past week, hmm...

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