Serious MY PENIS IS BEING REMOVED

[justuseless]

Tales from the basement

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

 

[cripplecel]

Larp because I did it for real and had only minor complications

 

[etbrute]

Bait. Post a pic of the aftermath. Or your meds

 

[short yellow man]

South Park

 

[erenyeager]

Original thread

Truecel trait: you went to the ER for humping the microwave

I started humping my microwave last September and I would often turn it on because it would feel better with the heat being produced Anyway yesterday I decided to drill a hole into the top and today I decided to stick my penis inside when it was on, I felt instant pain and burning on my dick...

incels.is

Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole into the top and fuck it form the inside while it was on, I ended up getting 4th degree burns on 1/3 of my penis, pain isn’t that bad because they put me on some wack drugs my vision is literally pulsating rn.

After literally waiting in ER lobby for three hours with no pants or underwear and a fucking towel covering my waist I finally meant The doctor, she basically said that I’ll probably have to get it removed before it turns septic, am literally losing my dick am so fucking scared guys

Your probably wondering why I posted this in discussion tab? Well if these foid would have let me have sex with them then this would have never happened, am so fucked guys

FUCK YOU CUNTS

Larp

 

[erenyeager]

There's been a noticeable increase in these the past week, hmm...

People who look good with nothing else better to do

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

KEK WHAT IN THE FUCK.