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Cletus Longthing

Cletus Longthing

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To survive If im alive im happy...
 

Bullshit man, even Chads get all gloomy n shiet. Inkwells have it 1000x worse.
 
So you're happy rn?
 
Cope living sucks
 
MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM
Yes, I am a nerd
Bookworm, I'm studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no incel
Oh wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A's
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket protector, protector, protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together
Run back to incels.is and type stuff no one will see
You're an fakecel , that means you're just a hipster wannabe
 

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