Experiment My new Year resolutions

[blackraven]

1. Buy juicemaker, so I can make carrot juice

2. Buy bigger bed with buckwheat pillow

3. Start eating more beef, I'm starting with beef liver pate

4. Learn how to make minced beef patties without burning them

5. Get more followers on my twitter account

6. Write my megathread that majority of voters wanted to see ("dnrd" votes indicate that voter hasn't bothered to read my question and therefor their vote is ignored)

7. Learn how to draw caricatures

8. Win lottery

9. Manage to buy shitcoin before it gets big and sell at peak

10. Shower atleast once in every 3 days

11. Guide more users to this forum so they can discover blackpill

12. Learn to go to sleep at 11PM

13. Pass car driving test

14. Move out from from my parents apartment

15. Jerk off at any time

16. Buy alot of fleshlights and start reviewing them

17. Learn how to make ecom websites

18. Eat more mozarella cheese

19. Use 40% fat sour cream

20. Learn Toki Pona and start communicating with artificial intelligence

21. Start using more my twitter account

22. Jerk off atleast 3 times a week

23. Learn more about Taliban

24. Become professor in blackpill science

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Toki Pona is shit and does not allow communicating with artificial intelligence. Lojban is better to develop your thinking in that regard. I would recommend Esperanto also.

 

[Asgard]

Toki Pona is shit and does not allow communicating with artificial intelligence. Lojban is better to develop your thinking in that regard. I would recommend Esperanto also.

I'm your father.

 

[Asgard]

Learn more about Taliban

They're Rafidah faggots that blatlantly lie about ISIS being defeated, and oh surprise! hours later, a new attack to remind all soys that ISKP is still there despite all the copers. Reminds me of Iraq's Public Relations and their copes on news media, like the Egyptian regime. That's all you need to know.

ISIS is true Islam (non-cucked), although I'm not part of them nor support its religious war (religion is cope, and so you're better off believing in blackpill instead!). Do your research and I remind you of the staged Yazidi "genocide".

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

My resolution should be only one simple thing: To relieve my excruciating migraines.

All else that happens as a result is, simply said, the result of fate.

My resolution is simply to end my migraines.

 

[NoMoreHope]

1. Rotmaxx
2. Try to reach 2024

 

[Asgard]

Win lottery

Most probably you won't win.

 

[Asgard]

Start eating more beef, I'm starting with beef liver pate

Good cope!

 

[Feeshtu]

That’s a good list.
I’ve also thought about getting a fleshlight or a doll but I’m not sure what to get.
Any recommendations from anyone?
And don’t say Real Doll, those things cost thousands.
What’s the best thing to get in the $300 and less price range?

 

[LL maxi]

Based. Tag me when you post your megathread

 

[Shrek]

8. Win lottery

Buy alot of fleshlights and start reviewing them

Jerk off atleast 3 times a week

 

[DenHaag]

Toki Pona is shit

What about it is shit to you? Seems like just a weird, fun, and, in places, elegant experiment. Maybe to the extent that it is treated as anything else it is shit, I don't know.

 

[blackraven]

1. Buy juicemaker, so I can make carrot juice

it can only make juice from citrus and don't want to buy imuniversal cuz it's hard to clean

3. Start eating more beef, I'm starting with beef liver pate

worked out pretty well

5. Get more followers on my twitter account

doubled, but many are bots and still single digits

8. Win lottery

in the works

18. Eat more mozarella cheese

done

21. Start using more my twitter account

achieved by miles

 

[ElTruecel]

Hmmm