JFL My near 70 year old beyond boomER dad asks me why I don't do cuckOLD

[JewProducER]

My old ass dad asks me why I don't OLD (Online Date) or as I like to call it, cuckOLD and I just gave a retarded excuse that even his out of touch brain knew was bs which was "muh privacy, I don't want my info leaked or some shit" ofc he didn't believe me but I could honestly not give a fuck. He's retarded, he would be paragon on this forum and mog me in post count if he wasn't born in 1960. He had me at 40 too so you know its bad.

 

[anon65]

My grandpa had my dad at 42 and my dad had me at 40. I could have reasonably (or a replacement of me) been born in the 1980s, but NOOO. I had to get fucked over by being born in the 21st century.

 

[GreerTech Creations]

My old ass dad asks me why I don't OLD (Online Date) or as I like to call it, cuckOLD and I just gave a retarded excuse that even his out of touch brain knew was bs which was "muh privacy, I don't want my info leaked or some shit" ofc he didn't believe me but I could honestly not give a fuck. He's retarded, he would be paragon on this forum and mog me in post count if he wasn't born in 1960. He had me at 40 too so you know its bad.

You baited me, I genuinely thought it was your dad asking why you don't do cuckolding.

 

[GloomyGhoul]

You baited me, I genuinely thought it was your dad asking why you don't do cuckolding.

Made me audibly spit my drink out. Though I doubt he even knows what that is