Zhou Chang-Xing
Overlord
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Today my mother called me to try to convince me to not go to Asia to find a toilet there. I confessed that I couldn't find anyone here because I'm too ugly and then she started to rant to me about how handsome I was and on the phone she said "if you're ugly then I'm ugly" to which I responded that she is ugly (for context, she is a morbidly obese Sheboon), her response to me was "I am not ugly, I am a 10" (note that I NEVER discussed the looks scale with her or ever quantified looks based on numbers, she just self identified as a 10).
Then my sister talked about how when I was a teenager some of her friends supposedly wanted to sleep with me but she never hooked them up with me... Just shows how having a sister is utterly cucked.
Obviously, I am going and new adventures await me in the Orient.
My mother kept trying to convince me not to go talking about how easy finding a girlfriend was for my father... Yeah, a White Chadlite with a great jawline and deep blue eyes, please tell me how relevant his life experience is to an ugly fat Nigger like myself... I'm just lucky that he's my father because I'm more intelligent, taller, and lighter skinned than any of her relatives... But I'm still a niggercel at the end of the day.
Maybe I'll find love in the Orient, maybe my loneliness will finally come to an end.
Then my sister talked about how when I was a teenager some of her friends supposedly wanted to sleep with me but she never hooked them up with me... Just shows how having a sister is utterly cucked.
Obviously, I am going and new adventures await me in the Orient.
My mother kept trying to convince me not to go talking about how easy finding a girlfriend was for my father... Yeah, a White Chadlite with a great jawline and deep blue eyes, please tell me how relevant his life experience is to an ugly fat Nigger like myself... I'm just lucky that he's my father because I'm more intelligent, taller, and lighter skinned than any of her relatives... But I'm still a niggercel at the end of the day.
Maybe I'll find love in the Orient, maybe my loneliness will finally come to an end.