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Experiment My Mother Said She Would Hire A Hooker For Me

Warrenof2021

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Note: So I don't know what label this would be under specifically, I was debating BlackPill, but I'm going with Experiment since it's more of a question to ask.

So I'm currently 19 now, and my mother has stated before that for my 21st birthday, when me, her, and my brother, go to Las Vegas, she would hire me a hooker. I honestly feel like shit for her to consider that since:

  1. I'm a fat piece of shit with a double chin and baby face
  2. I'm an autistic fuck with 0 social skills with anyone
  3. I'd probably just watch some ecchi anime like Monster Musume with the hooker

Should I actually have sex with the hooker when the time comes, or anything else I could do besides harassing my mother (mainly cause I actually love her as her son) over this.
 
Thank your mother and enjoy your time with the hooker.
 
I know another guy who was offered a prostitute in las vegas by his parents :feelsokman:
 
What kind of mother is that
 
Enjoy how? Just anything I would like? Watching anime? Having sex?
Sex if you like, watching anime I'd say don't bother. While you might enjoy it, the prostitute would get easy money and your mother would roll her eyes at you when she gets to know it and maybe be upset too for wasting her money in a weebo autistic way.
What kind of mother is that
Not a bluepilled one it seems. I got mad when my mother told me "someone like you would never get a good girl like that", but I was just bluepilling myself.
 
Are you white,OP ?
 
based mom
she knows it's over
 
If you're fat you have no right to complain
 
you know its over when even your own mother pays money for a hooker to fuck you.
 
Sex if you like, watching anime I'd say don't bother. While you might enjoy it, the prostitute would get easy money and your mother would roll her eyes at you when she gets to know it and maybe be upset too for wasting her money in a weebo autistic way.

Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.

If you're fat you have no right to complain
I'm a bit curious as to what the logic is behind what you said. I have no right to voice some concern over my mother hiring a hooker because I'm fat?
 
Yes, mentioned it in a previous post. But yes, I'm white (French/German/Native American origins specifically).
I personally never went to a hooker,but if you think it will make you feel good,your choice
 
Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.
Don't accept the gift if you don't want to escortmaxx then, it's as simple as that. I don't like it too.
 
I personally never went to a hooker,but if you think it will make you feel good,your choice
Why's that? Just wanna know what you think of the topic, personally.
 
dont do it you will lose ur pride and u wont be able to face ur anime friends in afterlife
 
Why's that? Just wanna know what you think of the topic, personally.
I think hiring a hooker will make me feel bad and remind me how loser i am
 
It’s your choice but I wouldn’t do it
 
You know its bad when even your mother knows its over
 
I don't think it's that uncommon. I knew a guy who got a porn DVD for a birthday present from his parents when he turned 16.
 
Your mother is out of touch. I won't say much, you get the idea.
 
Will you and your mum discuss how you fucked the hooker afterwards? Will she also see a hooker? Will she join in on a threesome?
 
Will you and your mum discuss how you fucked the hooker afterwards? Will she also see a hooker? Will she join in on a threesome?
I don't think she's that uhh... horny? My mother is planning on marrying her boyfriend sometime soon. But talk about it, that might be a possibility. I don't understand how some people want to fuck their mothers.
 
you know its over when even your own mother pays money for a hooker to fuck you.
This. Considering all moms are bluepilled, you've reached never began tier
 
Your mother is based, OP, don’t be a :soy: and reject this offer.
 
If she is paying then just go for it I guess just to see how a shag feels even though it won’t be special since the hooker is only putting up with your for the money but it’s whatever.
 
Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.


I'm a bit curious as to what the logic is behind what you said. I have no right to voice some concern over my mother hiring a hooker because I'm fat?
He is saying most fatcels are just overweight and would look normie or good if skinny. Even chadish.

As for the hooker. Very bad idea. Why stress urself?

U are just comfortable and lazy. Easy (((rich))) life.
Bro you don't get it but I have to admit it's some niche er knowledge
Are u saying there is something magical about las vegas.....that i do not know?

And the message was for OP also
Yes, mentioned it in a previous post. But yes, I'm white (French/German/Native American origins specifically).
How are u so rich
 
fat mommas boy who watches anime? not hard to see why you're an incel.
 
Fatcel is volcel.
 
mom's renting me a hooker
I mean, it is getting laid but I find it's the equivalent of her saying "I'm going to buy you lunch" and then opening up the nearest dumpster lid. Proceed with extreme caution.
 
There's no gym for your face.
 
Reminds me of Peter Roger
 
You have great parents
 

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