Experiment My Mother Said She Would Hire A Hooker For Me

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Note: So I don't know what label this would be under specifically, I was debating BlackPill, but I'm going with Experiment since it's more of a question to ask.

So I'm currently 19 now, and my mother has stated before that for my 21st birthday, when me, her, and my brother, go to Las Vegas, she would hire me a hooker. I honestly feel like shit for her to consider that since:

  1. I'm a fat piece of shit with a double chin and baby face
  2. I'm an autistic fuck with 0 social skills with anyone
  3. I'd probably just watch some ecchi anime like Monster Musume with the hooker

Should I actually have sex with the hooker when the time comes, or anything else I could do besides harassing my mother (mainly cause I actually love her as her son) over this.
 
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Thank your mother and enjoy your time with the hooker.
 
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I know another guy who was offered a prostitute in las vegas by his parents :feelsokman:
 
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What kind of mother is that
 
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Darth Cialis said:
Thank your mother and enjoy your time with the hooker.
Enjoy how? Just anything I would like? Watching anime? Having sex?

Inceldo said:
What kind of mother is that
My mother has some wealth to her.
 
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SkinnyBaldcel said:
I know another guy who was offered a prostitute in las vegas by his parents :feelsokman:
U normies all go their for the hookers.
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Enjoy how? Just anything I would like? Watching anime? Having sex?
Sex if you like, watching anime I'd say don't bother. While you might enjoy it, the prostitute would get easy money and your mother would roll her eyes at you when she gets to know it and maybe be upset too for wasting her money in a weebo autistic way.
Inceldo said:
What kind of mother is that
Not a bluepilled one it seems. I got mad when my mother told me "someone like you would never get a good girl like that", but I was just bluepilling myself.
 
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Are you white,OP ?
 
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based mom
she knows it's over
 
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If you're fat you have no right to complain
 
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you know its over when even your own mother pays money for a hooker to fuck you.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
Sex if you like, watching anime I'd say don't bother. While you might enjoy it, the prostitute would get easy money and your mother would roll her eyes at you when she gets to know it and maybe be upset too for wasting her money in a weebo autistic way.

Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.

AlwaysLawRoute said:
If you're fat you have no right to complain
I'm a bit curious as to what the logic is behind what you said. I have no right to voice some concern over my mother hiring a hooker because I'm fat?
 
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Brahcel said:
U normies all go their for the hookers.
Bro you don't get it but I have to admit it's some niche er knowledge
 
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Hoffman_13 said:
based mom
she knows it's over
at least, shes not like "oh, sweetie. im sure theirs a girl out there for you"
 
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Cuyen said:
Are you white,OP ?
Yes, mentioned it in a previous post. But yes, I'm white (French/German/Native American origins specifically).
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Yes, mentioned it in a previous post. But yes, I'm white (French/German/Native American origins specifically).
I personally never went to a hooker,but if you think it will make you feel good,your choice
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.
Don't accept the gift if you don't want to escortmaxx then, it's as simple as that. I don't like it too.
 
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Cuyen said:
I personally never went to a hooker,but if you think it will make you feel good,your choice
Why's that? Just wanna know what you think of the topic, personally.
 
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dont do it you will lose ur pride and u wont be able to face ur anime friends in afterlife
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Why's that? Just wanna know what you think of the topic, personally.
I think hiring a hooker will make me feel bad and remind me how loser i am
 
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It’s your choice but I wouldn’t do it
 
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You know its bad when even your mother knows its over
 
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Weeb25 said:
dont do it you will lose ur pride and u wont be able to face ur anime friends in afterlife
Is there a religion behind this?
 
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I don't think it's that uncommon. I knew a guy who got a porn DVD for a birthday present from his parents when he turned 16.
 
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Your mother is out of touch. I won't say much, you get the idea.
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Is there a religion behind this?
no but when u die u meet ur friends from anime world if you believe in it
 
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Will you and your mum discuss how you fucked the hooker afterwards? Will she also see a hooker? Will she join in on a threesome?
 
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Inceldo said:
Will you and your mum discuss how you fucked the hooker afterwards? Will she also see a hooker? Will she join in on a threesome?
I don't think she's that uhh... horny? My mother is planning on marrying her boyfriend sometime soon. But talk about it, that might be a possibility. I don't understand how some people want to fuck their mothers.
 
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you know its over when even your own mother pays money for a hooker to fuck you.
 
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Cuyen said:
I think hiring a hooker will make me feel bad and remind me how loser i am
 
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ovrload said:
you know its over when even your own mother pays money for a hooker to fuck you.
This. Considering all moms are bluepilled, you've reached never began tier
 
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Your mother is based, OP, don’t be a :soy: and reject this offer.
 
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If she is paying then just go for it I guess just to see how a shag feels even though it won’t be special since the hooker is only putting up with your for the money but it’s whatever.
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
Yeah, certainly true. But I mentioned this as well, I'm ugly as fuck and fat as fuck. And while I know the hooker is thinking of the money and doesn't really care, me personally though I would care and I would probably be cringing the whole way through. If I was thin and probably a 6 or 7, then maybe I'd take up the offer more positively. And I'm trying to improve myself a bit, though I get into a depression cycle where I don't feel like doing anything (either due to being tired and/or depressed despite getting 12 hours of sleep) and just eating or going back to sleep.


I'm a bit curious as to what the logic is behind what you said. I have no right to voice some concern over my mother hiring a hooker because I'm fat?
He is saying most fatcels are just overweight and would look normie or good if skinny. Even chadish.

As for the hooker. Very bad idea. Why stress urself?

U are just comfortable and lazy. Easy (((rich))) life.
SkinnyBaldcel said:
Bro you don't get it but I have to admit it's some niche er knowledge
Are u saying there is something magical about las vegas.....that i do not know?

And the message was for OP also
Warrenof2021 said:
Yes, mentioned it in a previous post. But yes, I'm white (French/German/Native American origins specifically).
How are u so rich
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
I'd probably just watch some ecchi anime like Monster Musume with the hooker
Are you kidding me? Fuck that hooker.
 
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Warrenof2021 said:
mom's renting me a hooker
I mean, it is getting laid but I find it's the equivalent of her saying "I'm going to buy you lunch" and then opening up the nearest dumpster lid. Proceed with extreme caution.
 
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Of Manlets and Men said:
There's no gym for your face.
there is no hooker for your face either
 
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Darth Cialis said:
Thank your mother and enjoy your time with the hooker.
If she will pay you for it why not.
 
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