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RageFuel My mother is asking me where all my money went

metabuxx

metabuxx

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She thinks I'm spending it on online games and I agreed with her. JFL. Who's gonna tell her that her subhuman son spent around $900 in the past 2 months buying sex toys. I bought a set of 3 silicone pocket pussy, one blowjob simulator, and one automatic blowjob machine.

Now she is threatening to not give me any more money. She even told my father about this. Fucking whore. She brought my subhuman ass into this world, now it's her responsibility to see to it that my needs are met.
 
mericks

mericks

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wtf is an authentic blowjob machine
 
slavcel11

slavcel11

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Sex toys is gay af

well at least it's not dragon sized dildo :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
IamLost

IamLost

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I spent 700 bucks on escortceling in this week alone :worryfeels:
 
UglyIndian

UglyIndian

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Do one thing moneymaxx, leave the house, they are gonna ask u to marry sooner anyway
 
Caesercel

Caesercel

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Shit is banned in my country
 
Meus

Meus

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I don't know if I can take this site even seriously anymore. :fuk:

It turns from a comfy place where people talk truth about women into a competition where retards want to out-larp each other.
 
metabuxx

metabuxx

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wtf is an authentic blowjob machine
automatic
I spent 700 bucks on escortceling in this week alone :worryfeels:
Based
Shit is banned in my country
Brootal
I don't know if I can take this site even seriously anymore. :fuk:

It turns from a comfy place where people talk truth about women into a competition where retards want to out-larp each other.
Then get the fuck out of here faggot
 
Solitude138

Solitude138

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How old r u [UWSL]metabuxx[/UWSL]? Just asking bc I'm turning 27 soon and I've never tried any of these, are they worth it? I mean do these rly add to the feeling in long term? (idk how long have you been using that blowjob machine)
 
IamLost

IamLost

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How old r u [UWSL]metabuxx[/UWSL]? Just asking bc I'm turning 27 soon and I've never tried any of these, are they worth it? I mean do these rly add to the feeling in long term? (idk how long have you been using that blowjob machine)
Have you ever tried prostitutes?
 
Solitude138

Solitude138

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Have you ever tried prostitutes?
Had bad luck with one. When I went only wanted to kiss and cuddle with her which I actually received, but it felt fake af. She told me that I was behaving weird and then I told her that I was a virgin, which I shouldn't have done, bc I also haven't noticed on her profile that she does not take virginity.
And she interpreted the virginity stuff fkin broadly, including blowjob, handjob etc. She even left her panties on all the way through. Which is fkin r[UWSL][UWSL]idiculous, bc I even offered her that I dress up and will be enough for me if in the remaining time if she takes her panties off and I can stare her. [/UWSL][/UWSL]

[UWSL][UWSL]She rather chose to let me further touch her and also to give me these fake kisses (with no tongue), but did not take her panties off!!!! I still can't understand this logic...:fuk:[/UWSL][/UWSL]

You can ask why I had to tell her that I was a virgin, if I couda kept my mouth shut? I thought that it's a thing that every women recognizes immediately, and also why should I pretend anything when I'm the one who is paying for the service ffs.

Next time I will go to another one and also arrange all the details on the phone...
 
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observeroflife

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I spent 700 bucks on escortceling in this week alone :worryfeels:
whats it like to fuck an escort? ive tried 4x or so but been rejected by every one:feelsmusic:
 
Subhuman Niceguy

Subhuman Niceguy

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You spend too much money on sex toys.
 
Arabcel9

Arabcel9

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stop being a degenerate and dont lie to your mommy:feelswhat:
 
Defetivecuckachu

Defetivecuckachu

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If only there was free porn on the internet that you could fap to...?
 
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based_meme

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$900 on jerk off aids? What the fuck, bro. That's a lot of fucking money to throw away at assisted masturbation tbh ngl ded srslossus.
 
dirtykombatcel

dirtykombatcel

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I don't know if I can take this site even seriously anymore. :fuk:

It turns from a comfy place where people talk truth about women into a competition where retards want to out-larp each other.
 

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