Recently I came up with this strategy to see if I could get a girlfriend on Tinder. It’s relatively easy and doesn’t require me to go outside. Not 100% poorcel friendly because I had to spend a little bit of money.
Goals:
Base assumptions:
Prerequisites:
General:
Profile pictures:
Bio:
The ideal woman:
When Swiping on women:
List of negative traits:
Heavy make up, fake blondes, gym pictures, rich, high IQ, overweight, underweight, asian, duck lips, single mom, too many smiling pics, extrovert, no written bio, into astrology, into spirituality, into alcohol, into drugs, into smoking, into traveling, too many tattoos, into country music, into clubbing, into parties, into bars, into concerts, musicians, obvious fake breasts, bikini pictures, non monogamous, into therapy, pics with men, too many group pictures, clothes too feminine, trans, into sports, into cars, into motorcycles, linked instagram with more than 100 followers, twitch streamer, pictures in boats, pictures inside fancy cars, vegan, vegetarian, into BBQ, into shopping, sex workers, into dancing, short hair feminists, college education, employed, dresses, religious.
List of positive traits:
Black hair, gamer, otaku, nerd, bisexual, thin, mental illnesses, introvert, unnatural haircolors, bangs, messy hair, communists, poor, black and white pics, pictures in very messy rooms, low IQ.
Goals:
- Get a mentally ill introverted gamer/otaku/shut-in girlfriend as a truecel.
- She has to be thin (impossible mode)
- Eventually have her move in with me and live as a sort of pet who doesn’t go out.
Base assumptions:
- Given a large enough sample size, you’ll find women who will engage in the most vile sexual perversions, such as fucking dogs or eating shit.
- Given the prior assumption, it is possible that a woman will date an incel, at least in theory.
- It’s impossible to compete Chad at his own game so forget trying to emulate him.
- Being invisible is worse than being ugly. It’s better to be an ugly guy who stands out than one who doesn’t.
Prerequisites:
- Live in a huge city, I’m speaking of many millions of inhabitants. The larger, the better. Remember that we’re playing a numbers game.
- Tinder Platinum account. It gives you visibility and allows you to filter female profiles.
- Knowledge in popular gamer/otaku stuff.
General:
- Why the need for Tinder Platinum? Because it gives you visibility. With Tinder Platinum if you swipe yes on a woman, you’ll have priority when she’s swiping. That means you’ll skip the line and be shown to her first instead of being at the end of the line with all the other ugly losers.
I confirmed that firsthand when I matched with a Giga Stacy. She was an influencer who was running a bot to swipe yes on all men on her list to promote her work. I swiped yes on her and the bot quickly swiped yes on me and we matched. - Forget other apps like Bumble, they don’t allow you to skip ahead the high elo Chads. You’ll have zero visibility even with premium. Trust me I tried.
- Filter women by interests, it’s called Premium Discovery, here’s a list of the interests women we want have: anime, manga, league of legends, cosplay, online games, playstation, xbox, nintendo, twitch, dungeons and dragons, esports, sci-fi, twitch, fortnite. You can choose up to 10 interests to filter. Don’t add generic shit like netflix because all the normie bitches have it as their interest and your search results will be polluted.
- Pretty much all the bio filters are useless because it will just show you normie bitches. The only one who could be worth it is the social media one so you can choose “off the grid”, but even then, it’s not very useful.
With this filter, the first women in your list will have those interests, making it much easier to find suitable women. - Be ready to play all the popular games women play: league of legends, genshin impact, minecraft, overwatch, valorant whatever. You don’t need to be good at them, it’s actually good if you’re bad because women tend to be bad and you don’t wanna be unable to play with her because your elo is too high.
PC Xbox Game Pass is allowing you to unlock all League champions and Valorant Agents for free until Jan 1st 2023. - Be ready to swipe a lot to find suitable women. Remember that it’s a numbers game.
Profile pictures:
- First of all, disable Smart Photos so Tinder will always show your best picture first.
- You need at least 3 pictures because it makes it easier for women to quickly check your bio and interests.
- You need to stand out with your picture, just your ugly generic face isn’t enough. Show yourself and something that shows you’re into the same stuff she’s into. Take pictures with things from popular game/anime, not from obscure crap women don’t know.
Bio:
- Don’t try to come off as another NPC who’s into beer and traveling. Write about popular nerd stuff like videogames and say you wanna play with them. Don’t be negative but be a little bit edgy, say you like women with fucked up sense of humor or something like that.
The ideal woman:
- She’s mentally ill and extremely introverted, she’s poor and needs a guy to support her so she doesn’t have to work and face the scary real world, she’s thin and fuckable. This woman is rare so that’s why you need to play the numbers game to find one.
When Swiping on women:
List of negative traits:
Heavy make up, fake blondes, gym pictures, rich, high IQ, overweight, underweight, asian, duck lips, single mom, too many smiling pics, extrovert, no written bio, into astrology, into spirituality, into alcohol, into drugs, into smoking, into traveling, too many tattoos, into country music, into clubbing, into parties, into bars, into concerts, musicians, obvious fake breasts, bikini pictures, non monogamous, into therapy, pics with men, too many group pictures, clothes too feminine, trans, into sports, into cars, into motorcycles, linked instagram with more than 100 followers, twitch streamer, pictures in boats, pictures inside fancy cars, vegan, vegetarian, into BBQ, into shopping, sex workers, into dancing, short hair feminists, college education, employed, dresses, religious.
List of positive traits:
Black hair, gamer, otaku, nerd, bisexual, thin, mental illnesses, introvert, unnatural haircolors, bangs, messy hair, communists, poor, black and white pics, pictures in very messy rooms, low IQ.
