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Blackpill My morning blackpill after being cut out of work

Phaoni

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So, I'm indulging in my visceral pleasures this morning after I was allowed to leave work at 3 a.m.

And then, I realized something.

The reason incels are so miserable and so unable to find a partner is because in their youth, their deep understanding of how they'll never easily get a girlfriend and sex has created intense tension in their bodies, perhaps mostly in the neck area. if you can't attain something so vital to your happiness and something so pleasurable, you'll have huge pressure accumulating in your body. Additionally, my favorite author says sex is the number one reason for stress in the modern man. With so much tension, it is hard to be happy and harder to be with someone else, as you have trouble dealing with yourself.

That is all.
 
Get a massage with a happy ending. Emphasis you want more attention around your neck, shoulders and where ever else you want.
 
Get a massage with a happy ending. Emphasis you want more attention around your neck, shoulders and where ever else you want.

where? I genuinely wanted to do this once but I don't know where to start

also im too scared ill get child support raped like what if they steal my semen lol
 
where? I genuinely wanted to do this once but I don't know where to start

also im too scared ill get child support raped like what if they steal my semen lol
Look for the chiropractor offices that stays open late. Or send out a bunch of fake massage therapist resumes with a female name to spas, chiropractor, accupuncture etc. etc... and wait for the ones that ask for a photo before an interview.
 
Look for posture exercises that help your neck.
 

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