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RageFuel My mom is punishing me for jacking off

Your mom is weird as hell for that. She should knock and respect your privacy. Get a lock on that door.
 
That's so fucking weird that your Mom doesn't even knock. Maybe you could make a small barricade on your door such as putting a chair against the door handle. That way she can't barge in.
 
I would be embarrassed
 
I have to put weights in front of my door because one time, I was jacking it and my sister didn’t knock at all. She straight up opened the door and I had to pull my pants up very fast. Foids are fucking entitled cunts.
 
Childs.is

Yah this is a strange situation for an adult to be in!

I wasn't aware that there was a problem with adults doing it...

And even if there was... surely it's not right for a parent to still be punishing their adult child! That being said, many still do, because they're crazy!
 
When I was young, my parents would always barge into my room without knocking so I had to wait to for them to be asleep.
 
I have to put weights in front of my door because one time, I was jacking it and my sister didn’t knock at all. She straight up opened the door and I had to pull my pants up very fast. Foids are fucking entitled cunts.
I wouldnt even pull my pants up :feelsLSD:
 
I have to put weights in front of my door because one time, I was jacking it and my sister didn’t knock at all. She straight up opened the door and I had to pull my pants up very fast. Foids are fucking entitled cunts.
Try copying Family Therapy, this always ends up well.
 
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Your mom is weird for that. Like wtf does she think a young single guy is doing in his room alone
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
I don't want to be disrespectful but just for laughs ask her to give you a helping hand.

I would love to see her face.

Nah, actually don't do it.
 
I don't want to be disrespectful but just for laughs ask her to give you a helping hand.

I would love to see her face.

Nah, actually don't do it.
Plot twist : she agrees

(She also owns a dildo)
 
you should wait till she has sex with her partner and knock on her door.
 
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Every morning my mom barges in my room to wake me up for work and she always catches me jacking off and she's getting mad at ME for jacking off like knock you fucking nigger and she said everytime she catches me jacking off she's gonna charge me 20$ fuck my fucking mom
she is wrong she should not be bargging into your room like that if your a working man, what the fuck. This is messed up. She should knock what a bitch. How old are you mate? she sounds like a control freak.
 
first time it's an accident, second time she's trying to scare you off. every day? she's enjoying it
 
I don't want to be disrespectful but just for laughs ask her to give you a helping hand.

I would love to see her face.

Nah, actually don't do it.
I tell her sometimes as a joke can I fuck your pussy and shes like stfu cunt
 
just put your cock in her hand the next time she barges in
 

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