JFL My mom is gonna send me to therapy because I have no friends

[stalkerKiller]

Kek
Yeah, I have very few friends, 0 to be exact but that is only because I do not want any. I am perfectly able to make some if I wanted to, but anyways this will be funny as hell. Can't wait to meet that schizo!
In Romania my parents have a lot of theRAPIST friends and they have all been total schizophrenics. It will be so fucking funny to meet my future therapist, I am really curious about his delusions. He won't be able to change a damn thing about me and he'll have to conclude that I am perfectly normal, like the therapist before him. It'll suck that I'll have to lie my ass off but hey, it beats being locked up.

Do you guys have any funny lines I should tell him?

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

. I am perfectly able to make some if I wanted to,

Mogs me

 

[Mrocznykichajnik]

Tell them that you have a lot of online friends in a forum called incelsis

 

[stalkerKiller]

Tell them that you have a lot of online friends in a forum called incelsis

I honestly would, but she doesn't believe in online socialization. So I need to befriend some normieniggers.

 

[fokusin]

Tell her to buy you a sexdoll with that therapy money and how it will help you more

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

Go to the theRAPIST and have fun trolling him


View: https://youtu.be/yNh3N3r48-0?si=h81vx1iKvwn5TaRj

 

[zephyr]

OP; This is the first JFL Thread title, that has almost actually made me laugh out loud.

I was not expecting something so raw.

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

You are perfectly able to make friends? You must be 4/10+ SMV

 

[shishiowasright]

Go to theRAPIST so u can be molested by jewpills

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

We are your friends

 

[stalkerKiller]

You are perfectly able to make friends? You must be 4/10+ SMV

@Friezacel
Care to tell him?

 

[stalkerKiller]

OP; This is the first JFL Thread title, that has almost actually made me laugh out loud.

Glad you got a laugh out of it

 

[DeathSigil]

Unless therapists can give referral for Chad affirming surgery like they do for troons there's no point.

 

[zephyr]

A High IQ Makes You an Outsider, Not a Genius

Acing an intelligence test only counts for so much.

www.theatlantic.com

Tell the Therapist you have a high IQ

 

[thespanishcel]

My mom gave me bullshit advice like join acting or dance classes

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

there's too much of a trend of people going to therapy because "it's funny"

we need some of our incel bros to just admit that they folded under pressure, then the healing can begin

 

[echidnacel]

Go out for walks occasionally and tell your mom that you're hanging out with some friends you met online then spend some hours out while she thinks you're with your buddies

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Don't be "funny". Try to get out of it ASAP. You're in Romania where there's no autismbux, so it's pointless.

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

@Friezacel
Care to tell him?

what?

 

[Violet loner]

My mom gave me bullshit advice like join acting or dance classes

I was in acting class. Didn't lelped much

 

[LUCK]

My mom gave me bullshit advice like join acting or dance classes

Acting and dance classes are the perfect place for a 0/10 SMV male to hang out, as we all know

 

[stalkerKiller]

what?

My SMV

 

[fedded]

I have very few friends, 0 to be exact

Story of my life

 

[TheHungariancel]

Why don’t you want friends if you’re able to make one?

 

[stalkerKiller]

Why don’t you want friends if you’re able to make one?

I'd rather be alone. I hate being around people, they all have such retarded presumptions that I'd have to tolerate if I was to befriend them.

 

[stalkerKiller]

I'd rather be alone. I hate being around people, they all have such retarded presumptions that I'd have to tolerate if I was to befriend them.

But whatever I guess that I'll need to get some fucking friends..... fuck my life!

 

[hansuilluo]

Tell them that you have a lot of online friends in a forum called incelsis

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

My SMV

What's so hard about telling your face rating and height

 

[thespanishcel]

Acting and dance classes are the perfect place for a 0/10 SMV male to hang out, as we all know

Yeah, I thought the same so I didn't go

 

[stalkerKiller]

What's so hard about telling your face rating and height

Because you have no reason to believe and @Friezacel saw my face.
My face is a 3 / 10 and I am 185cm tall

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Because you have no reason to believe and @Friezacel saw my face.
My face is a 3 / 10 and I am 185cm tall

Assuming its really 3/10, still decent height you would fall very near if not 4/10 TOTAL sexual market value. Still normie stats. If you was like 5'9 and 3/10 face then i would say yes you are low smv male.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Assuming its really 3/10, still decent height you would fall very near if not 4/10 TOTAL sexual market value. Still normie stats. If you was like 5'9 and 3/10 face then i would say yes you are low smv male.

Brother, face is everything. I've seen total manlets ascend with my twin sister, the dude was shorter than he yet he still ascended because his face was good.

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Brother, face is everything. I've seen total manlets ascend with my twin sister, the dude was shorter than he yet he still ascended because his face was good.

Face is definitely more important but still height/overall size of your skeleton matters. You say you are a 3/10 facially but you can still go around hiking or walking outside. I can't go outside without normies looking at me with pire disgust or even laughing at me and sometimes even kicking rocks to my direction to provoke me and many other shit. Definitely height adds SMV and your face is probably not a 3, or maybe my face is even worse than a 3.

Point is that you turbo mog me as you are able to do many things, you don't really seem to be nowhere near my SMV.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Face is definitely more important but still height/overall size of your skeleton matters. You say you are a 3/10 facially but you can still go around hiking or walking outside. I can't go outside without normies looking at me with pire disgust or even laughing at me and sometimes even kicking rocks to my direction to provoke me and many other shit. Definitely height adds SMV and your face is probably not a 3, or maybe my face is even worse than a 3.

Point is that you turbo mog me as you are able to do many things, you don't really seem to be nowhere near my SMV.

Brother, if you know where to hike then you will meet no people and the same goes for cycling. Anyhow when you run or cycle it doesn't matter anyways because you go so quickly past people that they won't have time to react to you. And night vision..... nigger please! I have only ever met one granny in the forest at night while I was out with my NV monocular.

Again though, I am not a trucel, just a low low tier normie

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Brother, if you know where to hike then you will meet

Same thing. You will have to walk your way to go there, or take a bus, or get a car license
You can't avoid people in any of this. You can't go around in life without interacting with people, unless you ldar.

With this said my point still holds:

You say you are a 3/10 facially but you can still go around hiking or walking outside. I can't go outside without normies looking at me with pire disgust or even laughing at me and sometimes even kicking rocks to my direction to provoke me and many other shit.

So you definitely SMV mog me.

Anyhow when you run or cycle it doesn't matter anyways because you go so quickly past people that they won't have time to react to you.

Just fucking lol. Many times i ran outside and when i used to have a bycycle i did that too. Even on my dad's car.
People glare at you. Many kids insulted and laughed at me when i used to ride the bike. When i ran, people still looked at me, women looked at me like if i was a sexual predator serial killer, pure disgust.

My point still holds, you 100% SMV mog me. I don't know at what SMV exactly people starts torturing you every day like me, but I'd say its around 3/10. And you are definitely above that as you give me the jeremy meeks speech: "just go run outside bro, nobody will react!" and you are able to do all these things

You even said:

I am perfectly able to make some if I wanted to

You're perfectly able to make friends, thing i absolutely can't do and is not because of autism or any mental illness like that.

Again though, I am not a trucel, just a low low tier normie

And yep, you are a incel? Yes but still a normaloid, like majority of people here.

Jesus christ i never really find low smv people here. Almost nobody can relate to my shit

 

[Pancakecel]

At least you're not paying for it

 

[HopeisDead777]

I honestly would, but she doesn't believe in online socialization. So I need to befriend some normieniggers.

How old are ya.

 

[stalkerKiller]

How old are ya.

early 20s

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I have very few friends, 0 to be exact but that is only because I do not want any. I am perfectly able to make some if I wanted to,

 

[stalkerKiller]

My point still holds, you 100% SMV mog me.

I don't know what you look like ergo I could not tell you if I mogged you or not. From what you've told me it is possible.

Jesus christ i never really find low smv people here. Almost nobody can relate to my shit

Plentry of trucels here, you just have to seek them

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

I don't know what you look like ergo I could not tell you if I mogged you or not. From what you've told me it is possible.

Plentry of trucels here, you just have to seek them

@XDFLAMEBOY and weird panda are the only ones i found.

 

[Emba]

We are your friends

"Are you're frens in the room with us now?"

 

[Emba]

early 20s

I had work frens at that age...

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

@XDFLAMEBOY and weird panda are the only ones i found.