It's Over My mom busted me measuring my dick

[Felix97]

I was pretty insecure about my dick size, so I decided to check it again. I never measured it bonepressed nor during NoFap, so I wanted to make sure I do it the right way this time. I decided to do it in the toilet while taking a shit. So I measured it and was kinda happy to see that my dick was 0.5 inch bigger than I thought it to be. It was LifeFuel, until my mom rushed through the door catching me holding a measure band in one hand and my dick in the other. She just stood there for about 3 seconds and went out silently.

It's beyond over.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Why is your mom rushing into the bathroom while you take a shit and why don't you lock your door?

 

[Erenor]

Kek, that' bad luck. But measering your dick is the most normie thing ever, everybody does it, I guarantee it

 

[Cuyen]

Hello Cucktears

 

[Felix97]

Why is your mom rushing into the bathroom while you take a shit ?

She didn't know I was in there?

why don't you lock your door?

because I am fucking retarded

 

[Blacktarpill]

why don't you lock your door?

ADHD intensifies

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Why is your mom rushing into the bathroom while you take a shit and why don't you lock your door?

 

[metal]

wtf

 

[bakadesu]

Its over

 

[Hunter]

you are supposed to measure it during nofap. the rock hard erection you get from nofap is what you will get when seeing a foid(assuming you will ascend).

 

[Anger]

You should have fucked your mother in that moment tbh

 

[Felix97]

ADHD intensifies

says the guy with the annoying signature that bugs through the whole site

 

[Incellectual]

You should have fucked your mother in that moment tbh

 

[caudino]

You should have fucked your mother in that moment tbh

 

[StaroRavager]

why don't you lock your door?

Always lock your doors

 

[Hoffman_13]

negative iq for not locking the door

 

[Dregster]

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negative iq for not locking the door

 

[Felix97]

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negative iq for not locking the door

i always fap in the toilet without locking the door, never got busted until now

 

[Zesto]

you are supposed to measure it during nofap. the rock hard erection you get from nofap is what you will get when seeing a foid(assuming you will ascend).

I can't wait until I meet my waifu.

My erections just watching Dagashi Kashi have been so solid they were painful.

It will be like inserting a piece of metal into her.

 

[Hoffman_13]

I can't wait until I meet my waifu.

My erections just watching Dagashi Kashi have been so solid they were painful.

It will be like inserting a piece of metal into her.

i'm calling ice on you pedro

 

[Hunter]

I can't wait until I meet my waifu.

My erections just watching Dagashi Kashi have been so solid they were painful.

It will be like inserting a piece of metal into her.

tell me about it. on my 42 day streak i was hornier than i had ever been before. my mind even made foids asses look bigger to me than they did before i was on nofap.

 

[Ritalincel]

intensifies

 

[Hoppipolla]

lol, to be honest I think every male has measured their dick. The only bad thing about that is that your mum saw it, but to be fair she's your mum she's seen you even as a baby!

And yeah I find the size varies quite a bit depending on things like excitement level.

 

[averageblokecel]

I'm losing my shit right now, FUCKING KEKEKEKEEKKEEKEKEKEK

 

[FaceandHFD]

You

I can't wait until I meet my waifu.

My erections just watching Dagashi Kashi have been so solid they were painful.

It will be like inserting a piece of metal into her.

Do you realize that you will jizz the second your nipfu kisses you or even hugs after all these months of NoFap?
I bet you won't be able to last more than 2 minutes thrusting her sugar walls.

 

[DyingInside]

At least she didn't catch you while jerking off and cumming

 

[quinn24]

Why did she stand there for so long?

 

[Luxity]

At least she didn't catch you while jerking off and cumming

 

[Moustachcel]

You should have fucked your mother in that moment tbh

Just be from alabama theory

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

 

[Zesto]

You

Do you realize that you will jizz the second your nipfu kisses you or even hugs after all these months of NoFap?
I bet you won't be able to last more than 2 minutes thrusting her sugar walls.

Who cares, I'll say something silly in Japanese, 10 minutes will pass and will last for 20 the next time.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Well at least she will knock next time...

 

[Profligate]

shoulda told her to get on her knees

 

[Deleted member 265]

shoulda told her to get on her knees

autism

 

[Ecstasy]

At least she may thinks you are using your dick.


well, for sex and such

 

[Felix97]

Why did she stand there for so long?

i guess she tried to comprehend what I was doing, even though it was pretty obvious

 

[Profligate]

autism

how did you figure that out?

 

[Dregster]

i always fap in the toilet without locking the door, never got busted until now

Fucking lol at allowing that opportunity to exist for so long.

 

[jerrycan dan]

i always fap in the toilet without locking the door, never got busted until now

At least she didn't catch you fapping bro

 

[Modus Coperandi]

 

[MaxZM98]

LOL learn to lock the fucking door

 

[Disillusioned]

At least she didn't catch you fapping bro

This would probably have been less humiliating for him srs.

I can't wait until I meet my waifu.

My erections just watching Dagashi Kashi have been so solid they were painful.

It will be like inserting a piece of metal into her.

This is why you are incel.

 

[Sadist]

did she at least suck your dick once you got out?

If not its over

 

[acnescarcel]

did she at least suck your dick

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Lmao at that amateur porn film title.

Well at least she will knock next time...

Next thread: mom caught me trying on her capri pants

 

[Deleted member 14577]

The problem isn't that she caught you measuring your dick the problem is she caught you with an erection in a room that reaks of shit my man.
Other than that I bet you mom isn't retarded she probably knows guys measure their dick from time to time, it'll be awkward at first but you'll get past it.
So... how big was it?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Not locking the door while you shit

Monkey level IQ. You asked for this

 

[Felix97]

did she at least suck your dick once you got out?

If not its over

The problem isn't that she caught you measuring your dick the problem is she caught you with an erection in a room that reaks of shit my man.

Disagreed.

So... how big was it?

6.1 inches. It was barely 5'5 when I measured it the last time

Monkey level IQ. You asked for this

Agreed.

 

[Haywire]

you forgot to measure girth time to get walked in on again.

 

[CompleteFuckingLoser]

At least she didn't catch you while jerking off and cumming

This.

Just be happy your father didn't walk in on you watching mega degenerate rape hentai.