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HAVING A SMALL DICK IS WORSE THAN HAVING CANCER

dyingvirgin

dyingvirgin

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NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME BEING A DICKLET ISN'T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD

I've been suffering for my whole adult life because I'm a dicklet. I know many will call me a troll but the only reason I haven't had sex is because I'm too depressed about my dick size. I've had to stop things just before the 'final moment' on multiple occasions because I know that if I continue the inevitable will happen and I'll have to have sex with the girl. Like, this shit is so fucking horrible that even if you are a trucel who gets LL, several other surgeries and what not and you finally ascend, you're still fucking done out here because you're a dicklet. There is no way you can keep a woman attracted to you if you can't fuck her good, you can 'keep' her if you're a betabux who spends 20k on her monthly of course but you know the second you go bankrupt or a rich nigger pops, she's gone. And obviously, you can't fuck a girl good unless you have a dick above average and I'm not hearing any nonsense dicklet copes such as ''it's your technique that matters''. No one can understand how depressed I am about my dick size unless you're a fellow dicklet as well. This shit has gotten so bad that some extreme events have happened, I'll list them below:

- I have to be lying in a specific position in my bed not to go insane all the time. Why? Sitting on chairs or sofas usually puts my dick in an uncomfortable position where I feel it and I feel just how small and horrible it is. If I'm laying in the right position I don't feel it and I can cope.
- I used to hate wearing baggy trousers and jeans but now it's a necessity. If I'm wearing the shit I actually like it will be tight around my dick and I feel like I'm in hell. I have to have space there and nothing pushing that horrible cursed shrimp or I go insane.
- I only shower once a week now. Why? I loved showering before. I used to relax and plan stuff there until I realized how badly my dick reacts to water. It will turtle even more and feel weird the whole day. I'm not sure if others have the same thing.
- Same with shitting although I can't avoid it and I have to do it daily. After a shit, my dick feels weird, turtles even more and feels dead and soulless.
- I got size induced ED. Unless I consume cialis I can't have a proper erection because I can't get hard knowing how small I am.
- I do not touch or look at my dick at all. Just touching it will make me go insane, I'm constantly reminded about how small it is this way. I go to pee with lights turned off because I have a mirror and I'm always naked at home so I sometimes look down there without wanting and obviously, my day is ruined. I pee without touching that cancerous shrimp.
- I don't wear underwear. If you read the above, you'll know why
- I can't even do that fucking scam called PE to change my situation. Why? Because that fucking shit is only made for people who already have decent enough dicks. You can't fucking do the exercises if you have a small dick. You can't jelq, you can't stretch, you can't hang, all because your flaccid is too small for these exercises. You can do pumping if you can get an erection but that shit is a meme, you won't get anything doing it unless you do it for at least 5 years and still you'll get some minimal gains. The methods that actually work are made for normal people, not us cursed dicklet scum.

On top of everything, I had to be a grower as well. As if all my misery wasn't enough, my flaccid is the size of a baby's thumb.

Like, there's so much more I can add to the topic but I honestly can't be arsed writing even more, I'm too lazy. I know the niggers and BWCs will laugh at my misery not knowing that this shit is far worse than having cancer. With cancer, you know you'll be dead soon. With this shit, you can live until you're 90 and you'll keep dying inside by the day until you develop psychotic thoughts and genocidal dreams like me. It's just so horrific that I can't get normal human experiences just because I'm not a nigger with a 9 inch BBC. I've isolated myself from society completely and I refuse to do anything. To make it worse, I'm not even ugly, I'm 6ft, I'm rich and I've got incredible game. Like, to cope with my loneliness I've had to make fake accounts everywhere back in the day. All empty without pictures and I've tested my game on whores. I've had so many of them wanting to fuck without even seeing me. I just know how to talk to them and my main cope was getting nudes this way but now this shit no longer excites me.

And for the record, my length is 5 inches, and my girth is 6.00. Chode, I know. Now some will say ''oh that's a mogger girth'', no it's not. When you're that short, it honestly doesn't look thick. If you're at least 7 inches long yeah that girth would be great. Not with me, it still looks small as fuck.

Now, let me break down the size tier list.

Anything below 6 inches is small. I'm not hearing otherwise, I'm not hearing statistics cope or anything.
6 - 6.50 is the real 'average' and 'normal' length.
6.50 - 7.00 is a good size. Not big (unless paired with big girth) but still very good and will do the job.
7.00 - 7.50 is borderline big OR big if you have good girth.
Anything above 7.50 can be considered big.

As for girth, you need to have a good enough length for it to come into relevance but here's the tier list.
4.50 - 5.00 is pencil dick.
5.00 - 5.50 is a relatively thin dick. Can't be considered a small dick if you're long enough though.
5.50 - 6.00 is good girth.
6+ is mogger girth unless you're super short like I am.
 
It definitely is but not in my case cause I'm not short that area
 
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Girth-let is worse imo. I'd rather have a soda can than a pretzel stick
 
Relateable brocel. I have a micropenis and I want to kill myself everyday.
 
I don't even feel like man.
 
It's bad but not as bad as having cancer. With cancer you are slowly dying & in an extreme amount of pain.
 

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