Now...we all know that tons of ugly incels lie, make up girlfriends, make up sexual experiences etc. I've caught a bunch of incels lying red handed in my day. Most incels keep their lies subtle/humble...but others go all out and sell more whoppers than Burger King on a wednesday. But never in my adult life have I met a liar as big as this one, and that's saying a lot.
Today he came into work saying how THREE girls were literally FIGHTING over him and one woman was in the hospital "in critical condition". Now this guy is 5'6 at best, has a long narrow face, and a big nose. I'm absolutely certain he's KHV, possibly KHHV. But this story was just the cherry on top...he's told so many really obvious lies before such as:
1) He fucked Paris Hilton (he told me to keep that "on the DL")
2) Two girls tried to force themselves on him at the club (and that girls trying to force themselves on him is a regular occurrence)
3) Women randomly approach him on the street all the time
4) A woman held his ex-girlfriend hostage at gunpoint and said "If I can''t have you, she can't either"
He doesn't just lie about success with women though...he lies about EVERYTHING. He claims he was a Captain in the army even though he's only like 22. He claims he was kicked out of the army because he "saved his platoon from ISIS" but did it "against orders". He said he was in a stealth B2 bomber when it got shot down, so he parachuted out, pulled out his "high powered sniper rifle" and sniped them....all of them. After his one man rescue operation, a "5 star general" (a rank that has not existed in half a century) was shouting at him for being a "maverick". He "told him to fuck off" and the 5 star general then kicked him out for "failure to follow orders". When he was a civilian again, then president Obama personally went to his house and begged him to reenlist saying "your country needs you". He turned down the offer and then they saluted each other. A story so insanely unbelievable that it would be considered too over-the-top even for a parody...yet still more believable than this guy being non-incel.