JFL @ my lying incel coworker.

[idkwattodowithlife]

men lie about everything


i'm starting to think they're bigger liars than women

men are much more egotistical than women and us men do have a tendency to brag more than women, that's for sure.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

He’s genuinely insane.

 

[Akkadian]

I've met people like that, funny thing is that they usually won't get far in life at all.

 

[IsolationHurts]

Ask him if he browses incels.is
Could be doktordoom

 

[Timecel]

Might be true.
Every time I try to go outside there's floods of women lining up to fuck me.
Then I wake up.

I’ve personally never lied about my inceldom for fear of being caught. Getting caught telling bullshit sex adventures is much more pathetic and socially damaging than just claiming to be a virgin.

same tbh. It's much more respectful than pretending you have all this experience when it's clear that you don't.

 

[Berok]

I belive him

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Crazy people fantasy land sounds fun, ngl, how many dodgy substances do I have to take to go there?

 

[San Salvador]

Kek sounds like a TRP

 

[Deleted member 818]

Reminds me of Jay from The Inbetweeners. Fucking lol

 

[Copecell]

Shoot his head off with a shotgun to stop him from telling those filthy lies. I hope he dies a virgin.

 

[Izayacel]

believable

 

[Deleted member 250]

Let him cope, he will find his way to this site eventually.

 

[Zaetheus]

Now...we all know that tons of ugly incels lie, make up girlfriends, make up sexual experiences etc. I've caught a bunch of incels lying red handed in my day. Most incels keep their lies subtle/humble...but others go all out and sell more whoppers than Burger King on a wednesday. But never in my adult life have I met a liar as big as this one, and that's saying a lot.

Today he came into work saying how THREE girls were literally FIGHTING over him and one woman was in the hospital "in critical condition". Now this guy is 5'6 at best, has a long narrow face, and a big nose. I'm absolutely certain he's KHV, possibly KHHV. But this story was just the cherry on top...he's told so many really obvious lies before such as:

1) He fucked Paris Hilton (he told me to keep that "on the DL")
2) Two girls tried to force themselves on him at the club (and that girls trying to force themselves on him is a regular occurrence)
3) Women randomly approach him on the street all the time
4) A woman held his ex-girlfriend hostage at gunpoint and said "If I can''t have you, she can't either"

He doesn't just lie about success with women though...he lies about EVERYTHING. He claims he was a Captain in the army even though he's only like 22. He claims he was kicked out of the army because he "saved his platoon from ISIS" but did it "against orders". He said he was in a stealth B2 bomber when it got shot down, so he parachuted out, pulled out his "high powered sniper rifle" and sniped them....all of them. After his one man rescue operation, a "5 star general" (a rank that has not existed in half a century) was shouting at him for being a "maverick". He "told him to fuck off" and the 5 star general then kicked him out for "failure to follow orders". When he was a civilian again, then president Obama personally went to his house and begged him to reenlist saying "your country needs you". He turned down the offer and then they saluted each other. A story so insanely unbelievable that it would be considered too over-the-top even for a parody...yet still more believable than this guy being non-incel.

Nigga sound like he reliving Call of duty missions lmao .

 

[Weed]

Sounds like mental disorder like um compulsive lying disorder or a narcissist lul

 

[Newbie17]

Lol ur just salty that the president never visited you.

 

[Izayacel]

Sounds like mental disorder like um compulsive lying disorder or a narcissist lul

thats to obvious to be narcissist, insecurity issues, i couldnt care less at that point if im labeled virgin or not, grils have ridiculous standarts and it always is mans fault for some reason

what a bunch of bs, their victim claims makes me wanna puke

 

[NekoStance]

He could be telling the truth bro. Reminds me of the time I went to Hollywood to do top secret stunt work and ended up getting a 3some with Jennifer Lawrence and Megan Fox.

Some guys just have it bro.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

We had a guy like that in HS.
Legit aspie, was high t / high dht
It was very sad to witness.

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

Paris Hilton will fuck literally anything, in fairness

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Holy shit I was already dying reading this post and then I read your comment ahah

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Liecels are really sad. I used to liecel all the time, but it's totally pointless, even if people believed you were telling the truth, so what? You still know you're a loser.

 

[Profligate]

that dude obviously has some issues

 

[TheRealChincel]

“I, uh, had a threesome with two girls from the club last night.” said a 5’2 guy I knew who looked like a frog.

“Yeah, I saved a boy from drowning last week, it was no sweat!” - From an obese guy who was afraid of water.

“I was highly recruited by major colleges to play QB at a D1 level.” - Said a 5’8 guy who threw so many interceptions in the park that I thought he was colorblind.

 

[Mainländer]

I already knew a guy like this also. He told me he fucked his boss's wife in the first day of work as an ice cream salesman, and that a police officer gave him a pistol and said "cover me" in a conflit with criminals on the street.

This is a mental disease, forgot the name.

 

[ropetomorrow]

A currycel I know claims to have had sex with two girls in one week

J
F
L

 

[Rice Cel]

Come on man just smile and nod and let the guy cope so he can at least live a little longer before inevitably blowing his brains out

 

[KilluminoidBR]

I already knew a guy like this also. He told me he fucked his boss's wife in the first day of work as an ice cream salesman, and that a police officer gave him a pistol and said "cover me" in a conflit with criminals on the street.

This is a mental disease, forgot the name.

O viado vc vai tomar warn por necropostagem ok xD

 

[Mainländer]

O viado vc vai tomar warn por necropostagem ok xD

I thought about it, but I only saw it after already having posted

Sorry, mods. I posted here because Ryo linked his thread in a recent one.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

O viado vc vai tomar warn por necropostagem ok xD

Did you just say what google translate is telling me you said?

 

[Cuyen]

fuck this is insane ı have similiar friend he's lying all the time he even post sport cars he found on internet and post them as his own cars

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I know a guy like that aswell, seeing him lie was funny at first but it's just sad now.
He also says how women throw themselves at him, a few days ago a rich 9/10 picked him up in her car and wanted him to fuck her, he of course refused.
He calls himself a sex maniac and a sex addict even though he admits he's a virgin.
He's had several gfs who he says wanted sex but he refused and then never gives a proper reason just avoids the topic.
He has a huge dick which has a different size whenever you ask him.

Just don't call him out, let him humiliate himself further.

 

[Lord Byron]

Now...we all know that tons of ugly incels lie, make up girlfriends, make up sexual experiences etc. I've caught a bunch of incels lying red handed in my day. Most incels keep their lies subtle/humble...but others go all out and sell more whoppers than Burger King on a wednesday. But never in my adult life have I met a liar as big as this one, and that's saying a lot.

Today he came into work saying how THREE girls were literally FIGHTING over him and one woman was in the hospital "in critical condition". Now this guy is 5'6 at best, has a long narrow face, and a big nose. I'm absolutely certain he's KHV, possibly KHHV. But this story was just the cherry on top...he's told so many really obvious lies before such as:

1) He fucked Paris Hilton (he told me to keep that "on the DL")
2) Two girls tried to force themselves on him at the club (and that girls trying to force themselves on him is a regular occurrence)
3) Women randomly approach him on the street all the time
4) A woman held his ex-girlfriend hostage at gunpoint and said "If I can''t have you, she can't either"

He doesn't just lie about success with women though...he lies about EVERYTHING. He claims he was a Captain in the army even though he's only like 22. He claims he was kicked out of the army because he "saved his platoon from ISIS" but did it "against orders". He said he was in a stealth B2 bomber when it got shot down, so he parachuted out, pulled out his "high powered sniper rifle" and sniped them....all of them. After his one man rescue operation, a "5 star general" (a rank that has not existed in half a century) was shouting at him for being a "maverick". He "told him to fuck off" and the 5 star general then kicked him out for "failure to follow orders". When he was a civilian again, then president Obama personally went to his house and begged him to reenlist saying "your country needs you". He turned down the offer and then they saluted each other. A story so insanely unbelievable that it would be considered too over-the-top even for a parody...yet still more believable than this guy being non-incel.

“More whoppers than Burger King on a Wednesday.”

I have known a person like this. It’s incredibly sad. I figure it’s the “grown up” version of that kid at school who’s uncle worked at Nintendo so he had the next gen Pokémon game years early. The kid who claimed to have fucked most of the female teachers behind the PE block. (But then again with pedo foids filling the schools, that’s not as unbelievable as it once was.)

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Did you just say what google translate is telling me you said?

What i sayd was this - "Hey bro you will get warned by necroposting ok xD"

Viado = Faggot, but here in Rio de Janeiro we also use the word "viado" as a substitute of "bro" or "my nigga", its a brazilian regional slang ^_^

 

[takERisks]

I belive him

 

[Demir]