Brutal My low IQ almost killed me.

[Cryo]

Years ago I almost got in a car accident once because I am unaware of my surroundings. The car was coming to hit me at full speed if I got in front of it and if I didn't die from that I'd certainly be paralyzed. Thankfully I walked too slow and bumped on the car door instead of getting in front of it. I still fell on the sidewalk. Atleast I only got a bruise and didn't die.

 

[Cryo]

I almost died like a jeet

 

[Animecel2D]

Had this happen to me once. My life flashed before my eyes but then the car just stopped and honked at me and I realized it was going kind of slow anyway

 

[Cryo]

Had this happen to me once. My life flashed before my eyes but then the car just stopped and honked at me and I realized it was going kind of slow anyway

To be honest the car that hit me must have been going slowly too but I can't know for sure. It most likely was yes. Didn't feel like it though.

Also same thing. Car just stopped and honked at me and I just got away and took the bus to avoid trouble.

 

[orthodox]

:feelsnigger:

 

[Cryo]

:feelsnigger:

I'm a negro

 

[Low_iq_king5]

awareness of a sitcom side character

 

[tired as fuck]

Dude at least you didn't mistake mayonnaise for cheese and put it into your chili, it could always be worse

 

[Google Gemini Pro]

I’m a nigger

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

Yes I almost got the Darwin Award too, when I was working close to some bare electrical wires without shutting them off. I was barefoot, too. Thankfully instead of touching them by mistake, I made their ends touch eachother and caused an arc flash, and I learned how dangerous electricity is. Being low IQ is humiliating, especially when foids surpass me in intelligence.

 

[tbh]

Dude at least you didn't mistake mayonnaise for cheese and put it into your chili, it could always be worse

You’d rather put mayo in your chili than cheese?

 

[PLS HALP ME]

Você prefere colocar maionese no seu chili em vez de queijo?

 

[PLS HALP ME]

At least you didn't confuse sugar with salt in the coffee.

 

[tired as fuck]

You’d rather put mayo in your chili than cheese?

https://incels.is/threads/incel-trait-you-thought-mayonnaise-was-a-cheese.795489/

Incel trait: you start thinking retarded shit is real

The first time I watched this I legitimately thought this was real. It scared the fuck out of me. Then I realized it seems computer generation or hand animated. But it seems well done and like a go pro or some shit which is what initially fooled me. Then I realized how dumb I am when I go to...

incels.is

Is there anything wrong with coping by fucking crab legs as an incel

I’ve brought up that once I fucked a kings crab legs to cope. People said that bestial and shi but it’s dead. The crab meat is soft

incels.is

Enjoy

 

[tbh]

https://incels.is/threads/incel-trait-you-thought-mayonnaise-was-a-cheese.795489/

Incel trait: you start thinking retarded shit is real

The first time I watched this I legitimately thought this was real. It scared the fuck out of me. Then I realized it seems computer generation or hand animated. But it seems well done and like a go pro or some shit which is what initially fooled me. Then I realized how dumb I am when I go to...

incels.is

Is there anything wrong with coping by fucking crab legs as an incel

I’ve brought up that once I fucked a kings crab legs to cope. People said that bestial and shi but it’s dead. The crab meat is soft

incels.is

Enjoy

jfl

 

[MiSKiRaT]

I almost got killed trespassing into a military base