my intellectual new year speech

[glassescel]

I know how shitty my next year will be. The young normies, chadlites and chads are going to party the night away and fuck their sluts. They become aspiring doctors, engineers, etc. For me, my life is over. I once tried to get into a club in the big city and the bouncers wouldn't let me in when they looked at me. Chads walk into clubs without any problems. You fucking wankers are making my life hell. I wish you a positive AIDS test for the new year, you sons of bitches, you wankers, you fuckers, fuck you. I know I'm going to fuck up next year. Achieving nothing is necessarily my motto, you wankers. Do your studies, get ahead in life and fuck yourself, you wankers. I woke up today at 3 pm.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Lol. Nice speech.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

I wish you a positive AIDS test

Christmas carols in 2023 be like

 

[FrothySolutions]

Don't be like that.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Don't be like that.

Stfu, that shit is one of the best speeches in history.

 

[Incline]

I know how shitty my next year will be. The young normies, chadlites and chads are going to party the night away and fuck their sluts. They become aspiring doctors, engineers, etc. For me, my life is over. I once tried to get into a club in the big city and the bouncers wouldn't let me in when they looked at me. Chads walk into clubs without any problems. You fucking wankers are making my life hell. I wish you a positive AIDS test for the new year, you sons of bitches, you wankers, you fuckers, fuck you. I know I'm going to fuck up next year. Achieving nothing is necessarily my motto, you wankers. Do your studies, get ahead in life and fuck yourself, you wankers. I woke up today at 3 pm.

They let me in but threw me out later when some foids pointed at me

 

[glassescel]

They let me in but threw me out later when some foids pointed at me

mogger

 

[Pancakecel]

Dnr, every year is the same old shit. Doesn't require a speech

 

[ItsovERfucks]

most painful death to all sexhavers

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

There's a way...that's for later though.

 

[Fifita]

Goebbels would be proud of this speech

 

[im done]

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Based speech

 

[Logic55]

I once tried to get into a club in the big city and the bouncers wouldn't let me in when they looked at me.

i fucking hate bouncers, they are obnoxious brutes