JFL My Imitation of Escort""""cels""""

[Deleted member 43188]

>"Hey guys, sorry I haven't responded in enough time, just got back fucking my Stacyscort.... anyway i hate being a virgin".

>"My escort was only an 8/10, she didn't have the right elbows i wanted.... im such an incel, I bet Chad doesn't have to settle for a girl with pointy elbows"

>"How do you do fellow kissless virgins? I've only had sex with forty different girls, we're one in the same amirite?"

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Anyone can be an escortcel.

 

[Deleted member 43188]

Anyone can be an escortcel.

Anyone born to a very rich family I suppose

 

[grondilu]

we're one in the same amirite?

I don't think escortcels have ever pretended to be exactly like truecels.

I know the difference because I remember the time before I fucked a whore for the first time. I was 26, and since most users here are younger than that, and often even much younger, I think I deserve my place here, because even if you think escortcels are not really incels, they sure used to be.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Anyone born to a very rich family I suppose

I'm a college student and I don't work for most of the year. I can still fuck eccorts from time to time. Find any wagecuck job and you'll be able to do it at least occasionally.

 

[grondilu]

Anyone born to a very rich family I suppose

Non-sense. As a colleague of mine (we were both dishwashers at the time) who was also fucking whores, told me once : "you always find money for that kind of stuff".

It's like drugs, tobacco, or alcohol. It's expensive, but somehow poor people seem to always manage to afford them.

PS. That being said, I will concede that prostitution is much more expensive in some countries than in others. Escorts, that is the whores you contact on the phone, are typically much more expensive than street, brothels or red-light districts whores.

 

[Deleted member 43188]

I'm a college student and I don't work for most of the year. I can still fuck eccorts from time to time. Find any wagecuck job and you'll be able to do it at least occasionally.

I have a corporate job and rent/food eats up everything... you can not save for it

 

[grondilu]

I have a corporate job and rent/food eats up everything... you can not save for it

Find a cheaper accommodation, and eat cheaper food. Or do you want to be a wageslave all your life?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

""""cels""""​

 

[Deleted member 43188]

Find a cheaper accommodation, and eat cheaper food. Or do you want to be a wageslave all your life?

My apartment is the cheapest one i could find in the entire city and i have a roommate

>eat cheaper food

I don't know whats cheaper than packaged meat and rice

>do you want to be a wageslave all your life?

Yes. When i finally got this job i was so incredibly grateful you have no idea. I thought i was never going to get a job I told myself once i got one i would never complain again about having to work.

 

[racoon4]

My apartment is the cheapest one i could find in the entire city and i have a roommate

>eat cheaper food

I don't know whats cheaper than packaged meat and rice

>do you want to be a wageslave all your life?

Yes. When i finally got this job i was so incredibly grateful you have no idea. I thought i was never going to get a job I told myself once i got one i would never complain again about having to work.

what do you do for work?

 

[CroatianManlet]

>"Hey guys, sorry I haven't responded in enough time, just got back fucking my Stacyscort.... anyway i hate being a virgin".

>"My escort was only an 8/10, she didn't have the right elbows i wanted.... im such an incel, I bet Chad doesn't have to settle for a girl with pointy elbows"

>"How do you do fellow kissless virgins? I've only had sex with forty different girls, we're one in the same amirite?"

Escortcels money mog me

 

[Deleted member 43188]

what do you do for work?

I don't want to reveal which but I'm a financial consultant for a massive consulting firm.

 

[nice_try]

>"Hey guys, sorry I haven't responded in enough time, just got back fucking my Stacyscort.... anyway i hate being a virgin".

>"My escort was only an 8/10, she didn't have the right elbows i wanted.... im such an incel, I bet Chad doesn't have to settle for a girl with pointy elbows"

>"How do you do fellow kissless virgins? I've only had sex with forty different girls, we're one in the same amirite?"

Very nice escortcuck impression.
Made me think of how much I despise escortcuck fucks.

Imagine pumping some hot escort stacy on a regular basis and then come to this forum pretending to be one of us. Pathetic.

Imagine paying money to foids just for spreading their legs and then come to this forum and call yourself "blackpilled".

Dirty little whore enabling simp cucks. These whores would have to serve at McDonalds, but instead they live a perfect life because of some escort simp rats in our lines.