I’ve been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for around a year and a half now. I’ve certainly made friends, and I’ve lost a lot of weight as well by doing BJJ. However, there’s one thing I like the most about it, and that is getting very close and physical with attractive women. I love rolling with them and groping their tits and ass, and seeing the utter look of disgust plastered on their face when they have to look at my subhuman face and smell my disgusting breath, because my teeth have have usually been unbrushed for days. My powerful, gymmaxxed body greatly overpowers theirs, so I can usually enjoy myself however much I want and get away with it, it’s a combat sport after all. You can’t exactly blame me, can you? This is the closest I’ll get to an attractive woman.
