JFL My grandpa thinks I’m some sort of slayer

[WhyMe??]

My cousin was having this birthday party yesterday at this venue (it was a little extra if you ask me). When we first got I greeted my grandparents and sat near them. There was a bunch of tight young jb’s running around, probably around 17 years old. He’s a bit of a dirty guy in general so he’s like “tons of young girls here, right?” “The thing is you can look but can’t sleep with them, but you probably will anyway”

LMAO I just kind of said “haha yeah exactly” and laughed it off but in my head I was like “why does he think I’m any sort of slayer where I’d just casually sleep with a random jb?”
I love him but I hate that. I hate any false hope anyone would ever give me cause it’ll just lead to failure

 

[acnescarcel]

 

[Valiant Virgin]

LMAO. What a lad. Should get him to set you up with one of them.

 

[The Abyss]

Dude was your age back in an era when shit was normal, if he was your age now he'd have to be chad, betabuxx cuck or incel.

 

[LastGerman]

“tons of young girls here, right?” “The thing is you can look but can’t sleep with them, but you probably will anyway”

Typical cuck phrases. Put females on a pedestal, pathetic.

 

[cucktearslol]

ban this fakecel

old people are usually the most blackpilled and honest

 

[WhyMe??]

ban this fakecel

old people are usually the most blackpilled and honest

They are? Why do you think that?

 

[AsiaCel]

 

[WhyMe??]

I'm a virgin JFL

 

[Deleted member 1983]

 

[WhyMe??]

Dude was your age back in an era when shit was normal, if he was your age now he'd have to be chad, betabuxx cuck or incel.

He probably slayed tons of hoes. He was a 6/10 but he has 9/10 personality

 

[Deleted member 14430]

He was a 6/10 but he has 9/10 personality

What do you rate your personality?

 

[InvisibleCel]

Chad is bluepilled and oblivious to most shit. It's easy br0 just go up and talk to her I do it all the fuarking time brah, just say "Hey bby wanna fukk?" Works for me brah just had a threesome last Friday braahhh, shit I'm such a sick kunt. He thinks it's his personality when in reality he's oblivious to how his looks have benefited his entire life.

 

[WhyMe??]

Chad is bluepilled and oblivious to most shit. It's easy br0 just go up and talk to her I do it all the fuarking time brah, just say "Hey bby wanna fukk?" Works for me brah just had a threesome last Friday braahhh, shit I'm such a sick kunt. He thinks it's his personality when in reality he's oblivious to how his looks have benefited his entire life.

Pretty much

Sometimes I think it’s a form of mockery. Sometimes I think it’s legit bluepilled bliss

 

[ordinaryotaku]

You could've probably done it 20-30 years ago.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Dude was your age back in an era when shit was normal, if he was your age now he'd have to be chad, betabuxx cuck or incel.

This

 

[Insomniac]

My grandpa knows I’m a loser. Asks me why I don’t have a girlfriend nearly every time I see him.

 

[BlackpilledAF]

Dude was your age back in an era when shit was normal, if he was your age now he'd have to be chad, betabuxx cuck or incel.

This.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Yeah old people seems to think everything is still same as it was back when they were young. I get called "cute" etc too by old ladies that are 60+

 

[Cuyen]

lmao interesting elder people generally so blackpilled

 

[WhyMe??]

lmao interesting elder people generally so blackpilled

How so?

 

[Kobecel]

My grandpa knows I’m a loser. Asks me why I don’t have a girlfriend nearly every time I see him.

You should just tell him straight up that you've tried but can't get one
Also

 

[Inceldo]

ban this fakecel

old people are usually the most blackpilled and honest

 

[happiless]

Just go and grab them on the pussy kiddo before it's too late and the agepill rapes you

 

[Smallus Dickus]

Probably in his times, when more or less normal guy(so not disabled, mentally retarded etc) didn't had girl, it meant he was sleeping around. I know my dad had many "adventures" when he was young(and even when he was not-so-young) and yet physically I'm almost carbon copy of him(although what's funny I have almost completely different personality). Decades ago it wasn't that bad for average dude

 

[anon]

Either you're a fakecel bragfag or your grandpa is just trying to boost your confidence. It's like when your mom says you're a handsome young man.
Also this

Probably in his times, when more or less normal guy(so not disabled, mentally retarded etc) didn't had girl, it meant he was sleeping around. I know my dad had many "adventures" when he was young(and even when he was not-so-young) and yet physically I'm almost carbon copy of him(although what's funny I have almost completely different personality). Decades ago it wasn't that bad for average dude

 

[Sniffles]

ban this fakecel

old people are usually the most blackpilled and honest

Old people can be pretty misguided.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Probably in his times, when more or less normal guy(so not disabled, mentally retarded etc) didn't had girl, it meant he was sleeping around. I know my dad had many "adventures" when he was young(and even when he was not-so-young) and yet physically I'm almost carbon copy of him(although what's funny I have almost completely different personality). Decades ago it wasn't that bad for average dude

Pretty much. My grandfather was married twice by my age in the 50’s and my father had 10+ girlfriends and was married by my age in the 80’s.

Here I am rotting in the 2010’s, soon to be 2020’s, oh fuck.

 

[starystulejarz]

ban this fakecel

old people are usually the most blackpilled and honest

lowIQ, old people are bluepilled and doesn't understand how new world works

 

[TheRealChincel]

He gave me contact info for an escort, definitely a low point in my life.

 

[Gengar]

Probably in his times, when more or less normal guy(so not disabled, mentally retarded etc) didn't had girl, it meant he was sleeping around. I know my dad had many "adventures" when he was young(and even when he was not-so-young) and yet physically I'm almost carbon copy of him(although what's funny I have almost completely different personality). Decades ago it wasn't that bad for average dude

^^^

 

[Stulejarz]

I'm a virgin JFL

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

anything ur grandparents say is just bullshit, they were born in a different era where things were simpler and ugly males could actually ascend. THey dont understand now, in the current time, its an absolute cesspool of bullshit thats happening ( tinder, pof, hypergamy, entitled cunts etc)