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It's Over My grandma just confronted me on my pissbottles

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You can actually put them to use poot them into the sun with a balloon on the cap make sure it's airtight. In a few weeks the balloon will be full of ammonia which you can use to get high it of course comes from niggers in Africa :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
You can actually put them to use poot them into the sun with a balloon on the cap make sure it's airtight. In a few weeks the balloon will be full of ammonia which you can use to get high it of course comes from niggers in Africa :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
I was exposed to ammonia at my work once and it was unbearable
 
I hate having to come down stairs too often as my parents are down there so I do the same thing, I would even pluck little pieces of doo-doo off my bum or wipe off poo-gunk from my behind to put it in my trash bin. I'd even lay a shirt (one that is too tight for my fat physique) over my trash bin before taking a dump on it. Every once in a while, if I don't have a piss bottle, I might piss in a towel and leave it in the closet or in the corner of my room. I innovate a lot just to avoid them.
Wow, idk if I’m impressed or disgusted.. maybe both
 
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It's covenient too.
Out of all possible places in the world where you could take a shit, he takes a shit in a fucking trash bin with his T shirt strapped over:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
I hate having to come down stairs too often as my parents are down there so I do the same thing, I would even pluck little pieces of doo-doo off my bum or wipe off poo-gunk from my behind to put it in my trash bin. I'd even lay a shirt (one that is too tight for my fat physique) over my trash bin before taking a dump on it. Every once in a while, if I don't have a piss bottle, I might piss in a towel and leave it in the closet or in the corner of my room. I innovate a lot just to avoid them.
this gotta be trolling, at least the taking a shit on the trash bin part
 
i piss a lot bc i drink a lot of liquids, if the bathroom is occupied i piss in a bottle but i try to not stash them too long, couple years ago i got my room cleaned and my dad and stepmom found them and i was made fun of
 
Just a few minutes my grandma asked me what the liquid in these bottles were that i stored next to my bed and directly asked if it was urine. I tried to convince her it was juice but she didnt believe it and i also had to hold back my laughter. I explained to her i do it because i suffer from frequent urination and she wasnt even mad at me, she just wants me to empty them every morning.
Could u make bombs out of the piss gas that forms if u keep them long
 
I hate having to come down stairs too often as my parents are down there so I do the same thing, I would even pluck little pieces of doo-doo off my bum or wipe off poo-gunk from my behind to put it in my trash bin. I'd even lay a shirt (one that is too tight for my fat physique) over my trash bin before taking a dump on it. Every once in a while, if I don't have a piss bottle, I might piss in a towel and leave it in the closet or in the corner of my room. I innovate a lot just to avoid them.
bahahaha
 
I think @Emba knows more about this kind of stuff than me
Could u make bombs out of the piss gas that forms if u keep them long
Yes, yes I do...

However you have to add old hot raw eggs to the bottle about three months before you are able to use it as a weapon.

Basically, a few rotten eggs mixed with very old piss, makes a good "area denial," stink bomb.
 
Frequent urination could be a sign of diabetes.
 

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Just a few minutes my grandma asked me what the liquid in these bottles were that i stored next to my bed and directly asked if it was urine. I tried to convince her it was juice but she didnt believe it and i also had to hold back my laughter. I explained to her i do it because i suffer from frequent urination and she wasnt even mad at me, she just wants me to empty them every morning.
Use milkjugs next time
 
With how often I drink water, I've contemplated using a bottle myself so that I am not constantly forced to get up in the middle of the night in order to free up my bladder.

My mother would likely kill me if I did this, however.
 
oh no that's bad
 
Just a few minutes my grandma asked me what the liquid in these bottles were that i stored next to my bed and directly asked if it was urine. I tried to convince her it was juice but she didnt believe it and i also had to hold back my laughter. I explained to her i do it because i suffer from frequent urination and she wasnt even mad at me, she just wants me to empty them every morning.
LTG
 

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