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It's Over My grandma just confronted me on my pissbottles

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Just a few minutes my grandma asked me what the liquid in these bottles were that i stored next to my bed and directly asked if it was urine. I tried to convince her it was juice but she didnt believe it and i also had to hold back my laughter. I explained to her i do it because i suffer from frequent urination and she wasnt even mad at me, she just wants me to empty them every morning.
 
Just a few minutes my grandma asked me what the liquid in these bottles were that i stored next to my bed and directly asked if it was urine. I tried to convince her it was juice but she didnt believe it and i also had to hold back my laughter. I explained to her i do it because i suffer from frequent urination and she wasnt even mad at me, she just wants me to empty them every morning.
what did you collect urine for
 
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go to the bathroom nigga.
 
I wish @NIGGER BOJANGLES was still here, he was the only one who could relate to my issue with frequent urination. Its not fun at all
 
piss contains evil energy
 
I used to have pee bottles when i lived in a garage. The toilet was too far away.

Edit: I even made a thread about it back in 2019 i believe.
 
What kind of Piss bottles , is it just those plastic bottles you buy at the store
 
now start shitting in buckets
jfl
I used to have pee bottles when i lived in a garage. The toilet was too far away.

Edit: I even made a thread about it back in 2019 i believe.
based, i dont understand why so many here are against pissbottlemaxxing. As if we have anyone to impress
 
based, i dont understand why so many here are against pissbottlemaxxing. As if we have anyone to impress
You can even use them for fertilizing plants.
 
I hate having to come down stairs too often as my parents are down there so I do the same thing, I would even pluck little pieces of doo-doo off my bum or wipe off poo-gunk from my behind to put it in my trash bin. I'd even lay a shirt (one that is too tight for my fat physique) over my trash bin before taking a dump on it. Every once in a while, if I don't have a piss bottle, I might piss in a towel and leave it in the closet or in the corner of my room. I innovate a lot just to avoid them.
 
i need like 8 steps to the bathroom . Unterstandable if you live in a House and the bathroom is on another floor .

but not if its in the Same floor lol . Then again do whatever .
 
I'd even lay a shirt (one that is too tight for my fat physique) over my trash bin before taking a dump on it.
I have a high tolerance for digusting stuff, but this is just pure pukefuel:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
i need like 8 steps to the bathroom . Unterstandable if you live in a House and the bathroom is on another floor .

but not if its in the Same floor lol . Then again do whatever .
If you have to take a piss 20 times a day, you will also understand why i do that
 
at least use a bucket or something, why a fucking T-Shirt:feelspuke:
I drape the shirt over the top of the bucket/trash bin, and poop on the shirt before wrapping it in the shirt so that the odor doesn't leak out too much and it isn't too visible, I don't leave it on the floor the poop pushes it down with the weight, (as I only do this with bigger shits on occassion), with the shirt underneath it, after it drops into the bucket/trash bin, I wrap the poop in the shirt, though it's not like that makes it any better.
 
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I drape the shirt over the top of the bucket/trash bin, and poop on the shirt before wrapping it in the shirt so that the odor doesn't leak out too much and it isn't too visible, I don't leave it on the floor the poop pushes it down with the weight, (as I only do this with bigger shits on occassion), with the shirt is underneath it, into the bucket/trash bin, before wrapping the poop in the shirt, though it's not like that makes it any better.
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Piss in a Gatorade bottle and give it to a normie :feelsPop:
 

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