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JFL My """friends""" invited me to hang out with them

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Why did they invite me?

  • They just want my football

    Votes: 27 50.0%
  • They want me there so I can be made fun of

    Votes: 43 79.6%
  • They're doing it to virtue signal to themselves

    Votes: 23 42.6%

  • Total voters
    54
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My old """"friends""""" who haven't invited me to any of their social gatherings for the past 6 months (not that I would want to go anyway) have invited me to play footy with them at da park.

When I hung out with them, they constantly chat shit behind my back and to my face and they expect me to be as spineless as they are to go hang out with them again :feelskek:

I'm the only one of them who has a ball aswell so they're stuck indoors unless I go :feelsEhh:

There's 3 reasons they want me to go out with them:
  • They're just using me cuz I'm the only one with a football
  • They want me to go just so they can shit on me as usual
  • They're doing it to virtue signal to themselves and make themselves feel like good people for inviting the bullied, depressed, isolated FastBananaCEO
Which one is it? (Poll above)
 
All three tbh.
 
They're just using me cuz I'm the only one with a football
That's pretty much it, unless they have asked you out already multiple times.
 
don't do the clown thing for them
 
My old """"friends""""" who haven't invited me to any of their social gatherings for the past 6 months (not that I would want to go anyway) have invited me to play footy with them at da park.

When I hung out with them, they constantly chat shit behind my back and to my face and they expect me to be as spineless as they are to go hang out with them again :feelskek:

I'm the only one of them who has a ball aswell so they're stuck indoors unless I go :feelsEhh:

There's 3 reasons they want me to go out with them:
  • They're just using me cuz I'm the only one with a football
  • They want me to go just so they can shit on me as usual
  • They're doing it to virtue signal to themselves and make themselves feel like good people for inviting the bullied, depressed, isolated FastBananaCEO
Which one is it? (Poll above)

Go out and make some friends, bad incel :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
I don't think they are virtue signaling, good thing multiple answers were possible
 
They just want somebody to laugh at
 
What did you think?
let'sunpack this @pp183
they need a ball and you also profide free laughters, if your friends aren't respectful towards you, they aren't really your friends. but then you know better than me how they usually treat you.
 
They want the football man. Please don't go, it will ruin your mood for no good reason.
 
let'sunpack this @pp183
they need a ball and you also profide free laughters, if your friends aren't respectful towards you, they aren't really your friends. but then you know better than me how they usually treat you.
No, you're 100% correct.
 
Make sure you bring a way to self defense with you in case you hear them chatting shit.
 
They want the football man. Please don't go, it will ruin your mood for no good reason.
I'm not going, however one of them has a ball unfortunately.

I see one of them next week because I'm in their college lesson and I bet I'm going to be criticized for turning down the invite, even though all those people do is chat shit and make fun of me and that's all that would've happened if I went.
 
New incel trait: putting ""friends"" in multiple quote symbols.
 
let'sunpack this @pp183
they need a ball and you also profide free laughters, if your friends aren't respectful towards you, they aren't really your friends. but then you know better than me how they usually treat you.
nice

would unpack again
 
Just coronamaxx bruh
 
New incel trait: putting ""friends"" in multiple quote symbols.
:feelskek: yeah I don't think I've ever seen some say friends without the quotation marks
 
They want to give you Corona-Chan

Dirty British Faggots:lul:
 
Just coronamaxx bruh
I fucking wish. It would mean I don't have to go to school. And if I got it I'd give it to everyone else so they don't have to go.
 
Virtue signalling is mostly a female behavior.
 
I'm not going, however one of them has a ball unfortunately.

I see one of them next week because I'm in their college lesson and I bet I'm going to be criticized for turning down the invite, even though all those people do is chat shit and make fun of me and that's all that would've happened if I went.

If they criticise you, just tell them the truth about why you didn't go. Because all they do is take the piss out of you, tell them that you won't be taken for an idiot. I hope you stand up to them now because you might regret not doing so later.
 
i think it may be a mix of all answers
 
Probably to use your ball and we’re short a player so needed another to make even teams.
 
voted all three
 
ur missing 1 choice
 

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