SuicideFuel My friend wont stop bragging about his new gf

[kikecel]

My friend just got a gf (shes 31 and 9 years older than him) and he wont shut up about it. Kinda mogs me

 

[AntiPain]

boil him in hot searing water and eat him

 

[speedtypingincel]

How old is she?

 

[LastGerman]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

 

[Dionysus]

he must not get much action tbh

 

[Speedloader]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

Based

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Chad if u have a friend with girlfriend

 

[esoteric]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

based

 

[Mrpvolts]

boil him in hot searing water and eat him

 

[kikecel]

How old is she?

31

 

[chadalwayswins]

My friend just got a gf (shes 31 and 9 years older than him) and he wont shut up about it. Kinda mogs me

just think about chad fucking her

(unless your friend is chad, then that's kinda gay)

 

[Deleted member 18435]

And this is why it's not wise to make and stay friends with normies and foids as an incel.

 

[speedtypingincel]

31

So he's bragging about betabuxxing a used up slut. lol This guy.

 

[kikecel]

Its a new trend that all the people i know suddenly have gfs.
God probably exist and punishes me for being a worthless piece of trash

 

[Deleted member 20811]

So he's bragging about betabuxxing a used up slut. lol This guy.

 

[germancel23]

imaigne having friends lol you bragging about having friends plz ban

 

[BummerDrummer]

kill him

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Think about all the penises she had in her mouth and is now kissing him with it.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Let him enjoy for now. It’s likely end badly

 

[Dregster666]

Chad if u have a friend with girlfriend

 

[NocturnalDecay]

Used up cunt, call me a volcel but I wouldn't.

 

[ERadicator]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

 

[zangano1]

He is not your friend anymore

 

[LastGerman]

imaigne having friends lol you bragging about having friends plz ban

It is indeed over for Germany.

 

[Lonelycel]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

Remind him that he deserves her.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

lmao why?

 

[Haywire]

tell him to shut the fuck up and say shes a cumdumpster then beat his ass because he will probably punch at you

 

[Dregster666]

lmao why?

Because you can be a complete subhuman and still have friends with girlfriends. You just cant be an absolutely useless human being.

It is indeed over for Germany.

Nigga lmao shit was over for Germany in 1945

I swear, you wouldn't be incel in an Aryan Utopia JFL at the World post Axis Loss.

 

[germancel23]

It is indeed over for Germany.

hi fellow germancel may adolf guide you

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Because you can be a complete subhuman and still have friends with girlfriends. You just cant be an absolutely useless human being.

Why would u want a friend with girlfriend that remind u all the time that u won't get 1? Nah, i prefer to be alone tbh

 

[Emba]

kill him

...and fuck her!

 

[Dformedcreature]

Just say she is 9 years older than him and he is a cuck for fucking a used up cunt.

Bad idea, he'll just say "at least i'm not a virgin" or such in response

 

[Dregster666]

Why would u want a friend with girlfriend that remind u all the time that u won't get 1? Nah, i prefer to be alone tbh

That's true, but it's still empty pride if you can't fully stand on your own without anyone's connection.

Im not saying you have to, it's just that there is more benefit with having friends than being a complete loner, even if the friendship is built off superficial reasons.

It's kind of like playing chess, the more pieces on your board, the more options you have.

Bad idea, he'll just say "at least i'm not a virgin" or such in response

Yeah, lmao you're basically digging your own grave when someone pulls the "virgin" card on you.

That's why I encourage anyone to escortcel successfully once in their lifetime, that way you can deny your virginity, and you aren't lying to yourself.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have no frinds

 

[HappilySingle]

Tell your friend that he isn't with her, it's just his turn.

 

[Saudade]

31

 

[kikecel]

Tell your friend that he isn't with her, it's just his turn.

Lmao

 

[Monk of Failure]

Tell him to share her with you, to prove him he is really your friend.

 

[RandomGuy]

And this is why it's not wise to make and stay friends with normies and foids as an incel.