I dont think its a common thing for us to drive vehicles. I have my experience, the thing is i didnt get to lucky. Even with my current car i still got to fix some bullshit up. And by bullshit i mean replace the roters and brake pads and batteries and gasoline. Except im not here to bitch about my current vehicle. Im here to bitch about my first vehicle. Wich is ford brand but is a sedan. So no truckin anytime soon.
I use to work a food lion at the time. Now I work at a different foodlion due to this accident. But I didnt want to deal with lyft to get to and back from work so I put on my big boy pants, and started driving to work. Nothing more then a couple close calls of some confederate dumbass tail gating me. But a decent and peacfull ride. Until after work.
So I did my thing, drivin like a normie. Except I aint one. And I thought nothing else. Then as I crossed a intersection at a hight way. I saw flashing lights coming from the left. Now the intersection was a green light for me so for a couple seconds I didnt know what the fuck was going on. My car stopped and I couldnt see shit out side. I treid opening the door but it was fucking jammed. So I crawled my way to the passenger side just to see the light was still green. That and well there was a SUV fused into my fucking Ford. Now keep in mind this was the first day I drove the vehicle. Not a vehicle but my first owned vehicle.
So I asked what the fuck the driver was doing because that light for me was still green for a good 45 seconds and this tall ass fucker who looked baffled said he was on his phone. At least he confessed it to police and me. Then again he might have done it out of gullible thinking and not good will. Then the police arrived and did there hot shit. My car was totaled. The driver who fucked up my car was driving his moms SUV. With his fucking mom. The mom was alot like the mother from everybody hates chris she was so sweet to me but acted like satans balls around her son. In fact that driver ended up laying on the driveway on a shell gas station crying like he got castrated. I geuss he was gonna have a hard ass fucking life after that and he knew it.
You might find this boring but I didnt start itchin for some bitchin without a reason. Alot of you will be able and will start driving at some point. Infact I'm willing to bet at least half of those on this site will. And weather your driving just to buy a fuck load of fast food or go get the latest and greatest guns from Sig or HK even though both of em are a fucking scam of hand guns or getting the new call of duty just to bully other players and say you fucked there moms. Please pay attention to the road when driving. Fucking USAA gave me 5.3 grand after this shit was settled. But I didnt mention until now was the fact that the suv hit front drivers side. I was going alot faster then the suv because my end of the road had a limt of 55 MPH. Thing is if that other driver was going as fast as i was. My car would and could have spun like crazy. And there was alot of trees were I was at. I could have been the grim reapers bitch that day. But instead here I am at the air port doing some reunion with some family memebers, bitching about some 2 year old bullshit. But if you dont pay attention to the road. You can get into far worse car incidents. And it can lead to your death or somone elses. That my freinds is how you end up at super jail. Were the shanks are meaner and the bathrooms aint cleaner.
I hope by doing this post I might have prevented some dumbass from watching hentai on there phone wile driving in the middle of a fucking free way. Or playing pokemon go wich caused alot of car accidents in 2016 then one would think. So buckle up your bitch ass, and keep your eyes on the road and not Belle Delphine.
I use to work a food lion at the time. Now I work at a different foodlion due to this accident. But I didnt want to deal with lyft to get to and back from work so I put on my big boy pants, and started driving to work. Nothing more then a couple close calls of some confederate dumbass tail gating me. But a decent and peacfull ride. Until after work.
So I did my thing, drivin like a normie. Except I aint one. And I thought nothing else. Then as I crossed a intersection at a hight way. I saw flashing lights coming from the left. Now the intersection was a green light for me so for a couple seconds I didnt know what the fuck was going on. My car stopped and I couldnt see shit out side. I treid opening the door but it was fucking jammed. So I crawled my way to the passenger side just to see the light was still green. That and well there was a SUV fused into my fucking Ford. Now keep in mind this was the first day I drove the vehicle. Not a vehicle but my first owned vehicle.
So I asked what the fuck the driver was doing because that light for me was still green for a good 45 seconds and this tall ass fucker who looked baffled said he was on his phone. At least he confessed it to police and me. Then again he might have done it out of gullible thinking and not good will. Then the police arrived and did there hot shit. My car was totaled. The driver who fucked up my car was driving his moms SUV. With his fucking mom. The mom was alot like the mother from everybody hates chris she was so sweet to me but acted like satans balls around her son. In fact that driver ended up laying on the driveway on a shell gas station crying like he got castrated. I geuss he was gonna have a hard ass fucking life after that and he knew it.
You might find this boring but I didnt start itchin for some bitchin without a reason. Alot of you will be able and will start driving at some point. Infact I'm willing to bet at least half of those on this site will. And weather your driving just to buy a fuck load of fast food or go get the latest and greatest guns from Sig or HK even though both of em are a fucking scam of hand guns or getting the new call of duty just to bully other players and say you fucked there moms. Please pay attention to the road when driving. Fucking USAA gave me 5.3 grand after this shit was settled. But I didnt mention until now was the fact that the suv hit front drivers side. I was going alot faster then the suv because my end of the road had a limt of 55 MPH. Thing is if that other driver was going as fast as i was. My car would and could have spun like crazy. And there was alot of trees were I was at. I could have been the grim reapers bitch that day. But instead here I am at the air port doing some reunion with some family memebers, bitching about some 2 year old bullshit. But if you dont pay attention to the road. You can get into far worse car incidents. And it can lead to your death or somone elses. That my freinds is how you end up at super jail. Were the shanks are meaner and the bathrooms aint cleaner.
I hope by doing this post I might have prevented some dumbass from watching hentai on there phone wile driving in the middle of a fucking free way. Or playing pokemon go wich caused alot of car accidents in 2016 then one would think. So buckle up your bitch ass, and keep your eyes on the road and not Belle Delphine.
