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Serious My favourite soccer player is manlet

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My favourite soccer player from childhood was a 5'5 manlet, the commentators often referred to him as "the little Italian" and the media would refer to him as "pint sized", in this clip he was called "the little man". The captain of the team at the time was also a 5'5 manlet and was known as a hardman on the football field.





In this clip he dances his way through the tall defence

 
More of a Carlos Tevez fan.
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And apparently Messi received HGH has a child because he was diagnosed with a growth hormone disorder.
 
FOOTBALL, blet. Fuck USA
 
football is one of the very few sports where manlets can succeed
 
football is one of the very few sports where manlets can succeed
shorter players have an advantage because of the lower centre of gravity. Only defenders, goalkeepers and possibly strikers need to be decent height.
 
Football is the only not cucked sports because of the manlets
 
football is one of the very few sports where manlets can succeed
chess.
Gari Kasparov is 5'9 / 1.74

Bobby Fischer was 6'1 / 1.85

Vladimir Kramnik is quite tall! 6'5 / 1.96

Hikaru Nakamura 5'7 / 1.70

Magnus Carlsen is 5'11 / 1.80

Viswanathan Anand is 5'6 / 1.68

Fabiano Caruana is 5'6 / 1.68

Veselin Topalov is 5'10 / 1.78

boxing and mma
mike tyson 178 cm
floyd mayweather 173 cm
connor mcgregot 175
 
and then theres ronaldinho
 
shorter players have an advantage because of the lower centre of gravity.
This.

It's no coincidence that Lionel Messi is 5'7".
 
There are many soccer gigastars who are manlets.

It's actually a lifefuel for manlets.

Manlets have extra advantage in sports like soccer and weight-lifting.
 
chess.
Gari Kasparov is 5'9 / 1.74

Bobby Fischer was 6'1 / 1.85

Vladimir Kramnik is quite tall! 6'5 / 1.96

Hikaru Nakamura 5'7 / 1.70

Magnus Carlsen is 5'11 / 1.80

Viswanathan Anand is 5'6 / 1.68

Fabiano Caruana is 5'6 / 1.68

Veselin Topalov is 5'10 / 1.78

boxing and mma
mike tyson 178 cm
floyd mayweather 173 cm
connor mcgregot 175
McGregor has legit chadlite face, great lean body and money... his height isnt even problem
 

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